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Just left an appointment and to make a long story short......we started to talk about cleanliness as there was no comforter on the bed.


Story #1
She proceeded to explain that someone actually showered right before the appt started and then lied down on the bed. When he got up there was a stain on the comforter. Are you kidding me? The key to this story is that he did not slide at any point on the bed and just finished a shower 10 minutes ago. Wtf were you cleaning in there? Nasty.

Story #2
Aahhhh, the often assumed BBBJ. So the hobbyist SAYS he is clean as he had a shower this morning. But you then pull out an uncut penis that the skin has grown over so much that the head doesn't even come out. Really dude? Can you imagine what that dick smells like?

These SP's live a life of glamor I tell ya. I actually threw up in my mouth a little as she told me.

I read on here almost daily about this girl doesn't do this and isn't clean but come on guys.......clean your dick and don't forget to reach around (if you can) and clean that ass. SP's hate picking up towels with shit on them. Sheesh.

Keep it clean y'all
 
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thagibbler said:
Just left an appointment and to make a long story short......we started to talk about cleanliness as there was no comforter on the bed.


Story #1
She proceeded to explain that someone actually showered right before the appt started and then lied down on the bed. When he got up there was a stain on the comforter. Are you kidding me? The key to this story is that he did not slide at any point on the bed and just finished a shower 10 minutes ago. Wtf were you cleaning in there? Nasty.

Story #2
Aahhhh, the often assumed BBBJ. So the hobbyist SAYS he is clean as he had a shower this morning. But you then pull out an uncut penis that the skin has grown over so much that the head doesn't even come out. Really dude? Can you imagine what that dick smells like?

These SP's live a life of glamor I tell ya. I actually threw up in my mouth a little as she told me.

I read on here almost daily about this girl doesn't do this and isn't clean but come on guys.......clean your dick and don't forget to reach around (if you can) and clean that ass. SP's hate picking up towels with shit on them. Sheesh.

Keep it clean y'all
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The best thing to do (and is what my gf and i do) fold the comforter so it is on the end of the bed have a bed sheet on the bed but put a large towel in the middle of the bed for client to lay on then just take the towel off after session and wash it! (and sheets if they got stained lol ) Thats saves on always washing comforter!!!
 
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I did just throw up in my mouth.....ewwwwwwww

And I ask with all the love in my heart.... why that conversation......What a mood setter!!!! LOL
Poor girl.... We all have our horror stories... But i think hers just topped the cake!

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yeah, keepn is clean is critical....I am not cut, and SP's allways try the "clean test" when they pull it back, but they are allways pleasantly surprised, lol...its really not hard to wash your dick...Honestly! lol

One SP was telln me the appt. she had before mine...she was asked to have rough fun and she agreed, and he grabbed her and pulled her down and sat on her to give him a rimjob...he loved it, she....not so much! Apparently there was a bunch of poo on both sides of his inner cheeks!

I left the appt. and she was cool with it as long as I did not tell anyone...that was in 2007, so I am thinking the statue of limitations has reached its max with that story so I told it finally! lol
 
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you would be surprised at the lack of hygiene from sone guys....even as an mp i have to deal with it all the time.....theres a reason we offer the showers BEFORE the massage.....its not because we're being curteous....its because we dont wanna throw up while we're massaging lol
 
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Belladonna said:
you would be surprised at the lack of hygiene from sone guys....even as an mp i have to deal with it all the time.....theres a reason we offer the showers BEFORE the massage.....its not because we're being curteous....its because we dont wanna throw up while we're massaging lol
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Especially if they come straight from work. Yes you may not have shit yourself but it gets sweaty down there. Not exactly where you wanna stick your face. I'm sure all providers have had some of these experiences. I was special enough recently to get a cheese dick tittyfucking from the top that left chunks on my chest after he moved off me. MMMmmmm.
 
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There's a very simple solution to this, which SPs can take charge of very easily.

Don't just offer the gentleman the use of the shower. Make it part of the foreplay. Showering together is a wonderful way to get acquainted. Sudsing up and rinsing off each other's privates can be tremendously erotic. So can towelling each other dry after. Then jump in bed for some wonderful, clean fun.
 
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Art Mann

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Artman is right there...A. Myst is the Queen of this...she got on her knees and towel dryed my balls like the king that I am! lol
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Which reminds me, Miss Allisha, I believe we're overdue for a warm and loving shower.
 
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connected said:
One SP was telln me the appt. she had before mine...she was asked to have rough fun and she agreed, and he grabbed her and pulled her down and sat on her to give him a rimjob...he loved it, she....not so much! Apparently there was a bunch of poo on both sides of his inner cheeks!

I left the appt. and she was cool with it as long as I did not tell anyone...that was in 2007, so I am thinking the statue of limitations has reached its max with that story so I told it finally! lol
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Did she tell you this before or after you went in for DFK? lol

...and it's statuTe of limitations. Unless you're actually talking about a statue....
 
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connected said:
yeah, keepn is clean is critical....I am not cut, and SP's allways try the "clean test" when they pull it back, but they are allways pleasantly surprised, lol...its really not hard to wash your dick...Honestly! lol

One SP was telln me the appt. she had before mine...she was asked to have rough fun and she agreed, and he grabbed her and pulled her down and sat on her to give him a rimjob...he loved it, she....not so much! Apparently there was a bunch of poo on both sides of his inner cheeks!

I left the appt. and she was cool with it as long as I did not tell anyone...that was in 2007, so I am thinking the statue of limitations has reached its max with that story so I told it finally! lol
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OMG!!!!

But what is she doing agreeing to rim jobs in the first place? I wouldn't see an SP if I knew she did this service.
 
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jessica_dark said:
Especially if they come straight from work. Yes you may not have shit yourself but it gets sweaty down there. Not exactly where you wanna stick your face. I'm sure all providers have had some of these experiences. I was special enough recently to get a cheese dick tittyfucking from the top that left chunks on my chest after he moved off me. MMMmmmm.
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How did his dick get poop on it? Did he do you from the rear before the tittyfuck? Were the chunks your own?
 
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jessica_dark

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mb2010 said:
How did his dick get poop on it? Did he do you from the rear before the tittyfuck? Were the chunks your own?
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I don't think you understood my post right. I never said his dick had poop on it, I said he had cheese dick. That means he didn't wash himself properly for months and there was so much built up, when he was on top of me tittyfucking, balls of this "cheese" were left on my breasts.
 
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