Originally posted by Alien (<>..<>)
How can I politely get rid of a girl living in my house? I live in a house north of Steeles ave. near Highway #7 with my wife and baby boy, this girl has been our roommate for the last 3 years but she's already getting to be a nuissance and I can't fucken stand her anymore. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bleeding-heart doofus, I can pull her from her ear and throw her out the door, but the thing is that I don't want to hurt her feelings, my wife also doesn't want that and says that I should wait 6 more months and to "gradually tell her to find another place" but fuck it, I want her out pronto.
The straws are mounting on the camel's back, when I come home from my office she's also arriving home and starts to cook away, there's a LOT of noise and I can't watch TV quitely for the next 2 hours, then her phone is always ringing and it drives me nut her bloody talking back and forth past my sofa. I also think she's digging into our food, one thing that pisses me off the most is that our garbage can in the kitchen is ALWAYS full without me or my wife ever throwing garbage into it. She (the girl) nevers take out the garbage. She can keep her $350 and get the hell out, there's nothing for me with her, if she was at least giving me some "fun" from time to time I might accomodate her but she's one of those uptights that won't give away anything until they find their dummy who would dump money and their life on them. There's no merit in me having her in my house, it's time to hit the street, I can't even bring an SP home when my wife is on vacation because she's here.
Anyone here can give me ideas how to throw her out politely and swiftly?