Connie -- Hollycow!!!!!!

[FalconHawk]

I went to see Connie today. Never saw her before but read lots on this site. My Gawd you must be a desperate bunch.

I arrive on time and she greets me wearing a towel. Very poorly presented and has placed no effort in preparing for my encounter. Askes for the money up front (a nono) and proceeds to lie on her back, feet in the air, totally exposed with all the romance of a slug. She starts with fake moans and groans seemingly thinking this will turn me on I guess. It turns me off, but not completely. I struggle to keep Mr. Happy alive. Then the phone rings. SHE ANSWERS IT! There I am banging her in missionary and she is making the next appointment on the phone. She gets of he phone and I start doing doggy with her. The phone rings again and SHE ANSWERS IT. I am now pounding her as she makes her 4:30 appointment. I yell, "get the fuck off the phone, this is my time now" to whoever is there (one of you guys?). At this point I have lost Mr. Happy. I am furious! I try to get it back by sucking her nipples but she does not like that or any other kind of foreplay. I fall back on the bed and give her a lecture as I now know it is over for me. I am sure nothing I said registered with this girl. Whatever!!

This has got to be one of the worst hobbying experiences I have ever encountered!! I get up, dress and leave. The wonderment is what is it you see in this lady. Not good looking, average body at best, lousy service, poor attitude and gross manners!!!!! The good news is that I am out only $80.

I will be reading the reviews with even more skepicism than I have in the past.

Thought I would post this to help some of you who actually have some standards and expect some reasonable service for your money!!

 

[CapitalGuy]

Wow, harsh. I haven't had that kind of rude service from her and I'd be pissed off too if she laid down and just spread her legs with a "let's get this over with" type of attitude.

Actually she's been very accommodating to me and is a full-fledged GFE, when I'm with her. Lots of foreplay, cuddling and stroking before and after, and she's certainly never answered the phone. And with me, she's been a vixen in the sack. I acknowledge that she's a bit older and isn't the hottest SP around, but she's got a good frame - lean but bumpy in the right places. She's a good time. There are better looking SPs in Ottawa though.

I don't dispute your review at all, but obviously she was in a piss-poor mood, or she didn't like you/didn't click with you for whatever reason. Can't say. Just hasn't been my experience with her.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

wow

obviously my times with her are nothing like this ..... guess you didn't "click" or sumthin.....

another odd thing is I called her a lil after 5 and she was in Toronto ..... had to verify a dinner date with her....... you must have seen her this morning somehow ... they usually aren't up till around noon tho...... oddness all the way around here for sure

 

[FalconHawk]

Hey Slurp, that is very interesting!! I saw "Connie" at a little after 3PM on May 30th. You called her at 5ish and she is in Toronto?? Is it possible that I did not see Connie? Does someone else work there other than Maggie? Or is she lying to you? Whatever.

I am glad you other guys click with her. But she will not be a repeat with me. I'll stick with maggie.

PS. She made a 4:30pm appointment for that day during several of my thrusts,lol. No way she was in T.O.

 

[panky_251]

Is connie the one with

The natural beaver. Man I luv a little fur-pie.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Hey Slurp, that is very interesting!! I saw "Connie" at a little after 3PM on May 30th. You called her at 5ish and she is in Toronto?? Is it possible that I did not see Connie? Does someone else work there other than Maggie? Or is she lying to you? Whatever.

I am glad you other guys click with her. But she will not be a repeat with me. I'll stick with maggie.

PS. She made a 4:30pm appointment for that day during several of my thrusts,lol. No way she was in T.O.

I got thinking about that later and realized maybe she was saying she was on the way to TO ...... woulda had time for a 4:30 quickie (or a no show) b4 I called .... she definately was in a car (or bus or sumthin) when I talked to her..... anyway she said she'd be back today.

it was C that you saw, esp since you know M. they have no others there with them ..... I'm sure it's just a case you didn't click ... too bad cuz C is wilder and more passionate than M if you do click, just not as much a looker.

As for the phone thing, they both have that annoying habit ... tried telling them to get voicemail cleared out and use it, don't think they know how. And on C's personal phone she doesn't even have voicemail and she's given that out to several regs ..... But C only answers up to a certain point, once we're really into it she lets it go. Which is why I think there was something not clicking with the 2 of you cuz she would never answer during sex. I particularly enjoy eating her pussy while she's trying to set up an appointment, have gotten her to forget what she was saying more than once *lol* But neither have ever answered a phone once the real fun started when I was with them. If they could figure out how to talk and suck at the same time they prolly would tho .....

at least you seem to get along with M, you'll get your $$$ worth with her.

 

[mav256]

I went to see Connie today. Never saw her before but read lots on this site. My Gawd you must be a desperate bunch. ...

I haven't had this experience with Connie (except for the phone thing, which others have noted and I also asked her to stop answering it). She has always offers very personal and good service (never just lies there).

Having said that I prefer Maggies service as she's more intimate.

 

[CapitalGuy]

I can think of at least one other place to stick a phone.........ok maybe two, but I'm not really into the second place.

 

[GlavaMan]

Take a duo with them & you still have the attention of one of them!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Take a duo with them & you still have the attention of one of them!

that's true ... never had both of em on the phone during a duo!

I know, I know .... should have neither on the phone ...........

 

[FalconHawk]

Feeling bad right about now. So many of you guys get great service from Connie and she was horrible with me. Starting to wonder what is wrong with me.

I am always showered and well dressed when hobbying and try hard to make the lady feel at ease. Oh well I guess I'll chalk it up to that chemistry thing, whatever that is.

Have fun with Connie guys. Looks like I am missing out.

 

[oldphart]

So C+M are not MA's? Or MA's with fs as extra?

 

[campuppy]

Connie

Hey guys...

What is the contact number for these 2 ladies?


Please PM me.

THX, Campuppy

 

[mav256]

So C+M are not MA's? Or MA's with fs as extra?

They haven't been MAs for a while now. I guess they still provide that, but I haven't asked in months.

 

[mrkay]

Feeling bad right about now. So many of you guys get great service from Connie and she was horrible with me. Starting to wonder what is wrong with me.

I am always showered and well dressed when hobbying and try hard to make the lady feel at ease. Oh well I guess I'll chalk it up to that chemistry thing, whatever that is.

Have fun with Connie guys. Looks like I am missing out.

Easy there buddy......don't be so hard or down on yourself.......she's a mutt.....I walked out the moment I saw her.

 

[RemyMartin]

FH, don't feel bad, who the heck want to "click" or sumthin.... with her.
dinner date with her? think I'll puke.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

my ole pal Remy

FH, don't feel bad, who the heck want to "click" or sumthin.... with her.
dinner date with her? think I'll puke.

glad to see I can still make you toss yer cookies! *lol*

 

[CapitalGuy]

Saw Connie tonight and tried to view her with an objective eye. Sorry, but she's hot. Her frame is killer - the lines are perfect for a bikini or a beach volleyball tourney. Long smooth legs, cute bum leading up to a narrow waist that give her an hourglass figure. Soft smooth skin, high cheekbones. OK I can see her face not being everone's dream but she's still pretty. Connie's hot and her enthusiastic and open service is worth waaaayy more than the $80 I paid for it, but don't ever let her know it or up go the rates!!!

One of the best 30-minute deals in Ottawa.