Cougars, Milf's and other creatures of the urban jungle

[Mao Tse Tongue]

i've been stalking not-so-rare prey lately.

cougars from 905 land.

MILF's who use their tinted windows in the minivans to maximum effect.

there is so much fun to be had in the urban jungle if you start squirting off-road.

i can't believe how much quivering pussy there is, ready to be claimed.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

and the best part is that guaranteed i won't be tongue-ing one of richargl's prey

 

[mmouse]

yes, more details pls!

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

As I noted in a PM, the key to this world is getting to know one or two, and then the whole game is opened up. If you're attractive, and discreet, there are barrelfulls of 35-45 year old women looking for someone they can trust.

Word gets out fast that you're roadkill for these cougars, and that you're not a selfish lover.

Club Prive, Lavalife or good old fashioned in the flesh charm work best.

I have met so many hotties that I've almost sworn off paid encounters.

I personally like upper end supermarket/deli places--tons of opportunities to start conversations that end up in juicy backseat action....mmmm..

 

[MuffinMuncher]

You are undoubtedly correct, because "ricahgrl" definitely has alot of luck on Lavalife, and in the past I have had alot of luck on yahoo, ICQ and various singles sites.

The issue is time, and unless you have the time and patience to invest in the "free" (by the way, there is no such thing as free sex) route, you are still better of with an SP or MPA.

 

[Stealth Charmer]

Of course u can...so could I...

Men will fuck at the drop of a hat, we're built & programmed to pass on our seed with a five min quickie...women have to carry their offspring for 9 months hence they're a little harder to bed, I wonder how much female contact info u could get in the same time period?

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Interesting science project for Jenn while she plays the waiting game at home. Log on to Lavalife as a guy and test how long it takes to get contact info for the purpose of sex with a woman. Then tell us about your encounter. Enlighten us as to a man's world, from a woman's point of view.

 

[The Real Deal]

Dating sites suck. I found them to be full of people that are fake and being something their not. Somehow I always got the big-boned girls e-mailing me. I can’t stand the crap you have to go through just to find a half-decent female on them.

I can’t imagine the losers that you girls get e-mail from. I’ve never been into competing for a female’s attention maybe that’s why these sites don’t work for me. I’m also very picky so that doesn’t work very well either. I guess I go on the theory that truly hot chicks aren’t usually single and looking for guys on the Internet. Am I wrong on this?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I like cougars .

P.S. Jenn am I going to see you on lava again tonight?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

and to think soon you'll be a Milf Jenn

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

To The Real Deal - dating sites were created for those who have problems meeting based on sight alone. Some people just aren't the type to attract much attention standing at a bar. They need to use their other skills to attract someone. Be glad that you don't need to use them, but don't label those who are less than perfect as losers. Often the guys in their 40s that I am looking for are losing some hair, are softer around the middle, and not necessarily able to pick up women at the bar. But, to me a guy with intelligence and a sense of humor is truely sexy. It's his mind and not his hair or waist line that will turn me on. Again not something that you might be able to judge in a noisy bar.

Dating sites are great for those of us with the time and the patience

 

[eyeofthedragon]

you mean someday i wont be able to rely on my good looks say it aint so!

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

Re: still

cant get past the word "stalking"...."roadkill"...good grief


annalee

Actually, those are the words that the women themself invented.

As well, "stalking" is meant in the jungle sense, not in the obessional human sense. Very subtle, huh