counterproductive wording in SP advertisements

[burt-oh-my!]

What she says meaning

"I still have a few time slots left today" >> there are like 35 guys before and after you, so if you intend to do DATY on me just remember that 35 guys pubic regions have recently been mashing enthusiastically into that same general vincinity

"interested in a rendez-vous with generous gentlemen >>I am very money - orientated

"if you are bi-curious I have a male who can can join us" >>> he will be in the next room regardless

 

[mb12ca]

Exactly.

 

[elmo]

I am curvy - I am fat but curvy sounds nicer
I am not for everyone - I'm actually not for anyone but this might make you feel special
I look better than my pictures - no I don't but it'll cost you $$ to find that out

 

[great bear]

"I am University educated" translates into I live near University Avenue.

 

[Toke]

Very safe GFE = Not a GFE at all.

 

[Toke]

DD Cup = C Cup
D Cup = B Cup
C cup = A Cup

 

[great bear]

"I enjoy the finer things in life"---Shops at Walmart.

"I am a courtesan not an escort" ---she is over the age of 40.

"I am well travelled"-----she has an atlas.

"I prefer mature men"------she is over 40.

 

[mb12ca]

"I enjoy the finer things in life"---Shops at Walmart.

"I am a courtesan not an escort" ---she is over the age of 40.

"I am well travelled"-----she has an atlas.


"I prefer mature men"------she is over 40.

No, when they say they prefer mature gentleman, they are saying that No. 1, they don't want assholes and realize older men are more respectful and in awe of them, and No. 2, they are indicating that they realize older men don't demand a sex marathon for the hour and likely are 1SOG and pillow talk participants. A 19 year old would want to do COF, CIMSW and all sorts of porn-related stuff and go on and on for the hour, whereby an older genetlemen might spend the first 25 minutes just talking.

 

[afterhours]

"I enjoy the finer things in life"---Shops at Walmart.

"I am a courtesan not an escort" ---she is over the age of 40.

"I am well travelled"-----she has an atlas.

"I prefer mature men"------she is over 40.

Lol so true except maybe well travelled which actually means she has a passport and was outside Ontario at least once

 

[Rockslinger]

No, when they say they prefer mature gentleman, they are saying that No. 1, they don't want assholes and realize older men are more respectful and in awe of them,

Wasn't there at least one SP who said that no gentleman over the age of 50 need apply?

 

[danmand]

Age = advertized age + 10
Weight = advertized weight + 30 lbs

 

[danmand]

Courtesan: Bring extra money and be very thankful that I will see you.

 

[Hangman]

Wasn't there at least one SP who said that no gentleman over the age of 50 need apply?

Indeed there was.

 

[ClassAct]

"Curvy" = FAT
"Voluptuous" = FAT
"Busty" = FAT

 

[Ladyraven]

sorry I called you 15 times in 30 mins -I am a stalker and dont care if you were busy I want it NOW!!!!
How openminded are you ? - I want bbfs

 

[mb12ca]

Courtesan: Bring extra money and be very thankful that I will see you.

+1000

 

[scarlet6969]

can you tell me a little about yourself?- i don't actually want to book i just want to beat off on the phone

 

[mb12ca]

sorry I called you 15 times in 30 mins -I am a stalker and dont care if you were busy I want it NOW!!!!Good
How openminded are you ? - I want bbfs

Good one LR. I once called an sp too many times and pissed her off to the point that she threatened to call the police on me. I apologized later and things between us are fine now, but I admit, I was unintentionally disrespectful and annoying toward her in that moment. But in my defence, and in guys' defence in general, it is quite a challenge going through life with your penis constantly influencing so many decisions you make.

 

[TVA]

I am independent and work by myself = I have a pimp boyfriend hiding in the closet if you do not bring enough money he will beat the crap out of you and force you to give bbbj on him

 

[mb12ca]

I am independent and work by myself = I have a pimp boyfriend hiding in the closet if you do not bring enough money he will beat the crap out of you and force you to give bbbj on him

Most asian ads say this and then they have multiple listings with the same style of posting or the same number etc. The agency that manages Asian Kelly even answers the phone and pretends to be Kelly when you call. I once called, was told I was speaking to Kelly, was told by her that she was working and when I drove down to see her, I got switched to another girl. Not good.