counterproductive wording in SP advertisements

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Kristen said:
Let' balance this out a bit, shall we?

But first of all, you're all hilarious and I love this thread! And also, some ladies only accept limited bookings so when they say they have a few appointments left, it most certainly does not mean that there have been 35 clients before you! Ew!
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Yes, my main point was about adverts that SPs write, which ironically serve to drive clients away rather than attract them. The whole "only a few time slots left' or "book quickly because I tend to be fully booked" thing INTENDS to inform the reader about how popular they are, but instead, to me at least, completely BACKFIRES because it makes me focus on all the OTHER guys. I KNOW there are other guys, but DON'T allude to it in adverts! I don't need to be reminded! Leave me to my illusions!

Here is a classic example from Niagara CL:

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Just to let you all know I am here until Sunday running my incall special in Niagara Falls. Please text, e-mail or call me for a booking as times fill up quickly. The price will be 100$ for half an hour and 160$ for a full hour and for those that just want a quick visit 80$ for 15 minutes *smiling*

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The "15 minutes" REALLY implies an assembly line to me.

Another: "I have a booking agent who takes all of my appointments." screams "PIMP'! to me.
 
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Kristen said:
Let' balance this out a bit, shall we?

But first of all, you're all hilarious and I love this thread! And also, some ladies only accept limited bookings so when they say they have a few appointments left, it most certainly does not mean that there have been 35 clients before you! Ew!

Are you extremely open minded? = I want greek, cim with swallow, facials, all for less than your advertised rate, even if you don't state anywhere that you offer these services

Do you accept late, late night bookings? = I'm going to the bar with my buddies tonight and want to come see you after completely shitfaced, then possibly vomit all over your bathroom

Can you send me a pic of you face? = Instead of coming to see you I'm just going to jerk off to your pic instead

Can I see you at 1 p.m, uh, I mean 3 p.m, no 1 p.m, actually, 5 p.m, etc, etc = I'm not coming to see you

Do you have any specials right now? I'm a young, cute guy! C'mon! You'll have fun, I promise! = Probably not a young, cute guy

And please note that this is all in good fun and that there are of course exceptions to all of the above!

Ladies: I know you can definitely add to this. Don't let the boys have all the fun!
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"are you clean shaven?" These are callers, time wasters, with nothing better to do and have no intention of making an appointment. Foot fetish guys are all talk and little action.
 
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Marlene said:
"are you clean shaven?" These are callers, time wasters, with nothing better to do and have no intention of making an appointment. Foot fetish guys are all talk and little action.
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Sheesh, I would be waay too shy to ask that kind of detail over the phone.
 
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Hey Kristen,

Just wondering, are you extremely open minded, I am going out tonight and if I don't get lucky I was hoping to drop by and have some fun. Do you have a face pic you can send me so that while I am out clubbing if I happen to see you I can yell across the dance floor at you??

I am really young and cute (Really) so I'm sure you'll really want to give me a discount without me even asking (I look a lot older than I really am) I'll be by at 7pm, oops, past 7 already, maybe 8 - 8:30 or earlier or later??

P.S. I'd really like to pet your kitty... and I don't live in KW anymore!! :)
 
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