curling

[red]

i met this new girl. very hot and active- she was a gymnast with cirque de soleil before getting injured.

we met at a friend's party and hit it off. laughing, drinking, dancing- a great time

i didn't want to rush her into bed (ok i did but she was a bit reserved). so i asked her out for dinner

we had a good time-she was talking about sports and things she wanted to try so I said "hey have you ever gone curling"

she laughed and said no. "is it fun"

"depends how drunk you are" LOL - we finished the wine and then went to the cricket club for some ice time

i taught her the basics - how to hold the rock, and to stroke using the broom - i had to hold her (to keep her steady)

just as we finished she said she had fun, but she really was looking for someone to sweep her off her feet.

so i did. her feet went flying and she hit the ice hard. now she is suing.

I can't understand women these days.

 

[Clear History]

There's a good comeback line involving her, the broom and riding it but I'm not up to it a the the moment.

Others feel free...

 

[ogibowt]

i met this new girl. very hot and active- she was a gymnast with cirque de soleil before getting injured.

we met at a friend's party and hit it off. laughing, drinking, dancing- a great time

i didn't want to rush her into bed (ok i did but she was a bit reserved). so i asked her out for dinner

we had a good time-she was talking about sports and things she wanted to try so I said "hey have you ever gone curling"

she laughed and said no. "is it fun"

"depends how drunk you are" LOL - we finished the wine and then went to the cricket club for some ice time

i taught her the basics - how to hold the rock, and to stroke using the broom - i had to hold her (to keep her steady)

just as we finished she said she had fun, but she really was looking for someone to sweep her off her feet.

so i did. her feet went flying and she hit the ice hard. now she is suing.

I can't understand women these days.

this sounds like shtick from a80,s comic..Emo Phillips...always like his stuff

 

[whiteguy]

The other saying sometime when moving a rock in the house with another rock, is called, "I would tap that"...

 

[fuji]

I have learned to read only the last few lines of red's posts.

 

[night ride]

I hear to boost ratings, women's curlers this year will now be wearing skimpy tennis dresses without undies and the camera will be moved to a more interesting vantage point.

 

[blackrock13]

I hear to boost ratings, women's curlers this year will now be wearing skimpy tennis dresses without undies and the camera will be moved to a more interesting vantage point.

RS is sure to get a chubby from that.

 

[abv]

The Victoria' Secrets Tornament of Hearts ?

 

[red]

The Victoria' Secrets Tornament of Hearts ?

apparently its happening in 2015

 

[Anynym]

She may be suing, but will settle out of court if the right someone puts a giant rock on her finger.

 

[great bear]

So Red, did you at least get your rocks off?

 

[Hurricane Hank]

So Red, did you at least get your rocks off?

He did, but only because he hurried hard!!

 

[red]

He did, but only because he hurried hard!!

LOL.

i almost skipped that part

 

[blackrock13]

I hear to boost ratings, women's curlers this year will now be wearing skimpy tennis dresses without undies and the camera will be moved to a more interesting vantage point.

Rockslinger will be in there like a dirty shirt.