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Curse of the Large Cock

Rockslinger

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We now all know that our good friend, Papi Chulo, has been "declined" by ladies because of his "bigness". A scary thought just occurred to me. Have any of you guys been declined by ladies because of your "smallness"?

P.S. to Papi: Is your condition hereditary? Did your father and now your sons also suffer from "bigness"?
 

jimmyt

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I always tell the ladies...."watch out, 'cause I'm medium sized".....that really works.......

I dont know what you do when you have a Papi problem..........just fuck porn starts maybe.......
 

Rockslinger

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jazzy_doll said:
I doubt it, but I'm thinking this is when the question, "Is it in yet?" arises. So, come on guys, answer to Rockslinger's inquiry. He's nosy, I'm just reading.
I'm asking the question for scientific RESEARCH purposes only. I once did hear: "Is it in yet" but I didn't have the heart to tell her: "No, because you're too dry". Here's a question for another thread: "Can a Female be Too Wet or Too Dry?"
 

TQM

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some thoughts

1. Many well endowed men don't seem to have problems finding girls who have no problem with large penises. (I guess it really depends on how large is large; how thick is thick.) Size matters - no sense pretending otherwise (within, again, limits).

2. Generally, the girls I've discussed this with say for intercourse they prefer a larger penis; when performing oral, a smaller one. What a surprise, eh?

3. But - and here's the kicker - if you are doing this as your business, you are definitely going to want a smaller sized dude. That is, if you aren't into it, sexually, you'll prefer the toothpick to the oak. Just a good business practice.
 

Rockslinger

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jazzy_doll said:
Never had a complaint about wetness. I would definitely have a problem with too dry (Ouchies!), but good ol' lube (as in KY, etc.), I guess.
I know we are getting offpoint. Sorry, Papi. Isn't using lube cheating?
 
Rockslinger said:
A scary thought just occurred to me. Have any of you guys been declined by ladies because of your "smallness"?
Only if the MPA can't get a finger around it.:eek:

Depends which MPA you talk to. For HJ, girls seem to prefer middle of the road, with something to grip on to. While Larger may mean more stroke/min, in extreme cases, a 2 hand deal.
 

Rockslinger

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goodtime said:
Only if the MPA can't get a finger around it.:eek:
How BIG are the hands of MPA's and are they WARM? I had a dancer (not MPA) touched me there and her hand was so COLD that the "little guy" went back in his "cave".
Sorry Papi, we are really getting offpoint.
 

Rockslinger

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jazzy_doll said:
Never had a complaint about wetness. I would definitely have a problem with too dry (Ouchies!), but good ol' lube (as in KY, etc.), I guess.
Hey Jazzy, Your Royal Wetness.

A woman recently told me that she could control her wetness. She said that she releases enough wetness for ease of entry but not so much that I got "drenched". Is this true? Can a woman control her degree of wetness?

If a woman can control her wetness, why can't Papi control his bigness? This way Papi can grow to just the right size fit the woman of the occasion.
 

Cornelius

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The obvious answer to your problem is to find a woman with a large pussy. Maybe seek out one of Shaq's ex-girlfriends!
 

Roger-Ramjet

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Cornelius is right.

I have the same problem. Some girls like it and some will not go near it with any orafice. The escort agency I deal with screens for girls who will do the big ones so that we won't have any cancellation issues. It isn't the blessing some guys seem to think it is.
 
Rockslinger said:
How BIG are the hands of MPA's and are they WARM? I had a dancer (not MPA) touched me there and her hand was so COLD that the "little guy" went back in his "cave".
Proportion to her petite package. She rub hands 1st before touching Jr.

IMO, dancers are great @ lapdance but poor @ handling the goods.
 
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