Damn women drivers!!!

[markb1655]

This morning while driving to work.

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

 

[Adrenalin]

Beautifully put.

 

[Esco!]

Beautifully put.

That went.............swoosh.............right over your head

 

[The Bandit]

Oh yeah...coffee, cigarette, make-up, and cellphone....and you also have to shift gears. How do you do all this with two hands?

I know...men do some of them also! Just replace the word make-up with shaving.

 

[toughb]

One your resume...

This morning while driving to work.

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

**************

Accomplished multi-tasker!

 

[Fabulous]

I know it's a joke but it proves that men can't drive, ha ha ha

 

[The Bandit]

I was watching one tonight in my rear-view mirror, she was switching hands on her cell, every time she had to change gears.

 

[Esco!]

Man oh MAN!

Woman..........oh..........woman.......