a 1 player's miracle cure....
1 shot Absinthe
1 Neo-citran
2 gulps of Motrin
2 Tylenol cold tablets
1 vitamin C tablet every 4 hours
As much Green tea as you can drink
A lot of porn
A lot of sleep
I usually wake up feeling a whole bunch better, and while I am awake I don't usually feel too much pain. Sometimes I double the Absinthe and Neo-citran doses if I am really ill.
Disclaimer I am nearly 300 lbs., you may want to adjust doses accordingly.