Daylight Saving Time

[seth gecko]

Yup, its that time of the year again.

Cletus' wife was reminding him about the big event, almost to the point of nagging (seeing how Cletus ain't too smart).
But Cletus wasn't going to mess things up, so he wrote himself a memo of what his wife wanted him to do.
And on Saturday night, just before going to bed, he called his wife into the living room to show her that he had accomplished the task.
Betty-Sue walks into the living room, and there's Cletus, buck naked with shoe-shine covering his penis.
"Cletus honey", said his wife, "I told you to turn the CLOCK BACK!!!!"


HeyyyyOooooo!!!

 

[GPIDEAL]

Thanks for the reminder.

 

[big.guy_13]

Nice.

 

[SkyRider]

I prefer to stay on Standard Time as now it will get darker one hour earlier. We should follow Saskatchewan and Russia. Maybe the U.S, will delay setting the clock back 1 hour until March 1st and we will follow like last time.

 

[Rockslinger]

Here is a spin-off on Seth's joke. Doctor hears a loud scream from the patient's room. He takes a look and is horrified. He shouts: "Nurse, I said to prick his boil."

 

[dj1470]

Don't remind people.
It's fun watching them spend all day over an hour early for everything.

 

[kkelso]

Seems that there will come a time, soon, when so many of our time-keeping devices are computer controlled that the machines do if for us - and we'll forget. We'll walk around feeling like crap for a few days not knowing what the hell is wrong.

 

[Jessie Independent]

When is this time change? Tonight saturday on sunday?

 

[Hangman]

When is this time change? Tonight saturday on sunday?

2am Sunday morning, so some think of it as Saturdat night.

 

[seth gecko]

There's something else we're supposed to remember, remember on this day, but i'll be fawked if I know what it is!!

 

[The Fruity Hare]

As long as you have nothing planned for later tonight, you can just turn them back now. It will feel like you have an extra hour tonight, and then you can sleep to your usual time on the clock tomorrow.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

There's something else we're supposed to remember, remember on this day, but i'll be fawked if I know what it is!!

Listen Guy, there`s no reason to go around here blowing your own trumpet every 5th of remember!

 

[Rockslinger]

I still remember when Lisa of Toronto forgot about the time change and all her appointments got messed up.

 

[Jessie Independent]

so i can change my click now then. Its 1:40 am so it will be 12:40 right?

 

[Mr.Doggystyle]

so i can change my click now then. Its 1:40 am so it will be 12:40 right?

That's right

 

[TheDr]

All my clocks have gone back.

Glad I kept the receipts, bloody things were an hour fast...

 

[shakenbake]

There's something else we're supposed to remember, remember on this day, but i'll be fawked if I know what it is!!

Change the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. And, maybe the ones in your vibrators, as well.