Dear Security Guard At The Internet Cafe On Dundas St Friday..........
- Thread starter Scarey
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It's ironic that a retired escort cannot afford Internet in her home and spends hours in an Internet cafe?
wow ? I have 6 computers at home and I still use internet cafes once in a while ? Do you always carry your laptop with you ?
How ironic that you spent hours watching a security guard surfing terb. hmmmm thinking of a return?How ironic that you spent hours checking out escorts and reading their reviews on terb, when you had a retired escort in your midst
YesDoes "retired" mean you're giving it away for free?
when not sleeping or fund raising
Maybe, love is in the air?How ironic that you spent hours checking out escorts and reading their reviews on terb, when you had a retired escort in your midst
The irony is that a retired SP just posted on this board for the first time in almost 8 years!!!!! Are you back in business? lol
I know I pass by SP's, both retired and active, on a regular basis in my daily life, in a store, walking by in malls, coffee shops, even in busiiness, most I don't know but I suspect, a few I recognize, but we all move on, it's life.
I know I pass by SP's, both retired and active, on a regular basis in my daily life, in a store, walking by in malls, coffee shops, even in busiiness, most I don't know but I suspect, a few I recognize, but we all move on, it's life.
This is so EROTIC my nipples are hard. LOL Why doesnt this shit happen to shmucks like me?How ironic that you spent hours checking out escorts and reading their reviews on terb, when you had a retired escort in your midst
Let the poor dude alone, he can barley afford his daily McD coffee. Let alone gash for cash.
He gets barley are McD's? Why wouldn't he just get a coffee at the internet cafe?
perhaps it was ironic becuase he was checking out your reviews Kyla, lolHow ironic that you spent hours checking out escorts and reading their reviews on terb, when you had a retired escort in your midst
Maybe the security guard was having fantasies of Kyla?
The security guard daydreams that he is in a different uniform and pulls Kyla over.
Kyla : Oh, please officer, do not give me a ticket, I have no points left and they will take away my drivers licence.
Officer unzipping his pants : Perhaps there is another way we can take care of this matter.
Kyla : Ohh, no! Not another breathalizer test!!!!
Rubby,
You seem to be here at quite od hours during the day and sometimes in the middle of the night. Could it be that you are also a security guard and do not have the vast fortune you claim to have?
You seem angry because I diss'ed your fellow brother in uniform. ........................and ohh, no! you seem to have homo erotic fantasies.
My suggestion to you is ........................sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
Seek help
Seek help
Seek help
You seem to be here at quite od hours during the day and sometimes in the middle of the night. Could it be that you are also a security guard and do not have the vast fortune you claim to have?
You seem angry because I diss'ed your fellow brother in uniform. ........................and ohh, no! you seem to have homo erotic fantasies.
My suggestion to you is ........................sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
.sea kelp.
Seek help
Seek help
Seek help
Maybe the security guard was having fantasies of Kyla?
The security guard daydreams that he is in a different uniform and pulls Kyla over.
Kyla : Oh, please officer, do not give me a ticket, I have no points left and they will take away my drivers licence.
Officer unzipping his pants : Perhaps there is another way we can take care of this matter.
Kyla : Ohh, no! Not another breathalizer test!!!!
I think I seen this fantasy in more than few porn scenes. pls blow into by breathalizer
