Dear Tiger - I'm deeply sorry for all the crap

[Jabba]

Dear Tiger,
Sucks you got caught.
It cost you a lot of sponsorship $CASH$
Sorry you had to make up all that shit about feeling bad about the whole thing.
My advice, give it a year or two and let people forget about it.
Trust me, NOBODY gives a flying fuck. Your wife is just embarrassed...she'll get over it. Give her some more cash to go shopping.
After a few years you can start to behave badly again. People will love you for it.

Your friend,
Jabba

 

[Phoebee]

haha I totally support it ..
Poor man ... Is He different than any other men ... Really ?! lol

( As long as its not mine ) hehehe

Let the poor guy be ....

 

[curious too]

The guys a pussy. He's got "fuck you" money, so why apologize to anybody but his wife? I doubt a super model wife married to the richest most powerful sports super star in history would be genuinely surprised to find out that her husband might screw around anyway.

 

[Phoebee]

The pressure is something else !

 

[blackram]

I think every man can relate.

 

[Count]

I like him better now.

 

[Jabba]

You know, it's really all about how the media panders to middle-America conservative morality. The more outrage they show, the more salacious stories and ultimately, more revenue. They got the poor bastard dancing to re-hab!! Like, wtf is that??
They have to teach him not to like sex? How moronic is that?!

I think all the guy needs is a lesson on how to be more discrete. He's a super-public figure, so he also needs a team to work on public spin.
Sort of like 'ol Bill Clinton. Sure he's a lecherous bastard, but have you seen his wife??!! He doesn't need to explain anything. The public actually expects him to pinch a few bottoms and they accept it.

I think Tiger can do the same thing - you know, tell everyone he's sorry. Admit it's a weakness. Go to re-hab. Fall off the wagon. Repeat as needed.

 

[out4fun]

In his return to golf, he should get down on his knees and putt with his dick, just to stick it to the uptight moral majority.