do you guys name your cocks?

[Caveman]

I never named it, but quite a few of my ex's all had different names for mine, e.g. Gold Digger, Night Rod, Magic Pen, Digglie......

 

[luv4lust]

No no - how about 'Gentle Ben' I think the girls would like that even more.

genital ben rolflmao

 

[blaze69]

my 'friend'.

 

[Guapo Mucho]

Lil Guapo

 

[jbar]

Ralph.....because it likes to "throw-up".

 

[to-guy69]

Johnny (be good)

 

[Ben Hogan]

The stressed out businessman enters the first bar he sees. All he wants
is a few drinks to unwind. He sits at the bar and notices that the
establishment is a gay bar. He thinks to himself "so what! I'm just
having a drink" The bartender comes over to him and says "What do you call
your penis?" The businessman is taken aback somewhat but says to the
barkeep" Look I'm not gay, I'm not anti-gay either, I just came in to have
a drink" The bartender says "don't matter. What do you call your penis, or
no drink!" The gay man to his right says "I call my penis TIMEX, it takes
a licking but keeps on ticking". The gay guy to his left says "I call my
penis ENERGIZER-it keeps going and going and going" The businessman thinks for a minute and says" Well I guess I'd have to call my penis SECRET- strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

 

[luv4lust]

The stressed out businessman enters the first bar he sees. All he wants
is a few drinks to unwind. He sits at the bar and notices that the
establishment is a gay bar. He thinks to himself "so what! I'm just
having a drink" The bartender comes over to him and says "What do you call
your penis?" The businessman is taken aback somewhat but says to the
barkeep" Look I'm not gay, I'm not anti-gay either, I just came in to have
a drink" The bartender says "don't matter. What do you call your penis, or
no drink!" The gay man to his right says "I call my penis TIMEX, it takes
a licking but keeps on ticking". The gay guy to his left says "I call my
penis ENERGIZER-it keeps going and going and going" The businessman thinks for a minute and says" Well I guess I'd have to call my penis SECRET- strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

lmfaooo

 

[Hard Idle]

Used to give it nicknames, like Wide Thing & Frieigh Car.
Now I find this immature. Besides these days it won't allways reach full inflation necessary to live up to such titles.

 

[spraggamuffin]

Little Jerry

Signed: Cosmo Kramer

 

[skypilot]

Fat Boy

 

[goalie000]

The Goalie and His STICK.

 

[papasmerf]

I used to call my cock WOODY but had a hard time getting laid when I did that.......Now I call it TOV and I have been screwed ever since .

 

[TRX]

I'ved seen a guy with a big print in front of his T shirt (as below) in a strip club and seems all the Strippers are interested to tickle

tickle my

!
elmo​