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DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER " THE CHAMP " Q107

lessjamie7

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I just read a post from Liberty where she mentioned The Champ from Q-107

Here are two stories I remember form Q-107

THE CHAMP

I was visiting a friend's farm on a cool fall evening.
We were walking amongst the cows.
I shivered as I was only wearing a T-shirt and my friend said.
" Hey champ if your cold why don't you slip into a Jersey?"
" I said pardon? "
He repeated, " Hey champ if your cold why don't you slip into a Jersey?"
Uppercut, flurry to the solar plexus, I rang his cowbell and left him crumpled on the ground like a prairie oyster.
I said " there is that slip into a Jersey enough for you?
Ever since I've been the champ.

THE CHAMP

It was Mrs. Champs' birthday so I spent $500 so Mrs. champ could go to the spa for a full facial treatment.
While Mrs. champ was at the spa she ran into Knuckles Muldoon's wife and told her how much I had spent on her facial.
Later that day I ran into Knuckles at the pub and knuckles said to me,
" Hey champ I hear you blew a wad on your wife's face "
" I said pardon? "
Knuckles repeated "I hear you blew a wad on your wife's face "
Uppercut, flurry to the solar plexus, Knuckles went down like a bag of hammers.
I said, hows that Knuckles? Is that I blew a wad on the wifes face enough for you?
Ever since I've been the champ.


Anyone else remember a Champ story?

LJ
 

squiffynimrod

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Oh hell yes! Heard him all the time when I lived in Calgary.

My favourite one was when he and Mrs. Champ were flying some where on the old TWA airline.
Stewardess came by and offered a beverage.
Coffee or perhaps some TWA tea?
 

XXplor

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I just read a post from Liberty where she mentioned The Champ from Q-107

Here are two stories I remember form Q-107

THE CHAMP

I was visiting a friend's farm on a cool fall evening.
We were walking amongst the cows.
I shivered as I was only wearing a T-shirt and my friend said.
" Hey champ if your cold why don't you slip into a Jersey?"
" I said pardon? "
He repeated, " Hey champ if your cold why don't you slip into a Jersey?"
Uppercut, flurry to the solar plexus, I rang his cowbell and left him crumpled on the ground like a prairie oyster.
I said " there is that slip into a Jersey enough for you?
Ever since I've been the champ.

THE CHAMP

It was Mrs. Champs' birthday so I spent $500 so Mrs. champ could go to the spa for a full facial treatment.
While Mrs. champ was at the spa she ran into Knuckles Muldoon's wife and told her how much I had spent on her facial.
Later that day I ran into Knuckles at the pub and knuckles said to me,
" Hey champ I hear you blew a wad on your wife's face "
" I said pardon? "
Knuckles repeated "I hear you blew a wad on your wife's face "
Uppercut, flurry to the solar plexus, Knuckles went down like a bag of hammers.
I said, hows that Knuckles? Is that I blew a wad on the wifes face enough for you?
Ever since I've been the champ.


Anyone else remember a Champ story?

LJ
Who was the Champ in real life?
 

JeanGary Diablo

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I remember the Champ well, the character was created at a Winnipeg radio station in the 80s by one of the brothers from MacLean and MacLean (can't recall which one, but I think it was Gary).

I liked MacLean and MacLean, but I could never understand how "the Champ" character was funny -- I actually found it extremely unfunny.

It was literally the same gag over and over and over again: The Champ has an interaction with another person. The other person unintentionally insults the Champ. The Champ proceeds to beat up the other person.

Wash, rinse, repeat, over and over and over again.
 

GeeBee

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First heard The Champ bit on CITY Fm in Winnipeg in the 80's Created by the DJ "Brother" Jake Edwards I think.
 

GameBoy27

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The Champ was awesome. There's a whole bunch of them on YouTube.

 

Sonic Temple

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@lessjamie7 - awesome thread mate - I remember those days of the Champ. Those were great times. Wow this brought back such fond memories as I totally forgot about this segment. 'I said pardon.?' LMAO!
 

Insidious Von

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right up there with Ugandi Geets and Mctavish McRomo from the chum fm morning show
Geets Romo spent a good deal of time swabbing the poop deck when he was on CFNY. Pete and Geets, best morning show ever...until Tim and Sid in the late 00's on Fan590.
 

Mozo

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The Champ was taking Mrs. Champ and her girlfriend for a gentle rowboat ride in the bay.
With the ladies walking ahead, The Champ was ready with all the gear necessary for the excursion.
When I noticed them, I yelled out, "Hey Champ, where are you going with those two old oars... "
Well, you know what happened.
 
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Insidious Von

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On Valentine's Day, The Champ took Mrs Champ to a snazy restaurant.
They had to wait for a table, so they decided to sit at the bar
The Champs chair wobbled and The Waiter said, "Hey Champ, let me push in your stool"
The Champ being a gentle soul...
 

lalalaland

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Can’t remember how it went put the punch line was “would she take in the brown” almost drove off the road lol
 
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