The related joke for this thread:
A very unattractive man is walking along the street in a residential area when a beautiful woman wearing only a sheer negligee runs up to him, grabs his arm, and says "Oh, you're perfect! Come home with me now!". The guy is puzzled, but decides to see where this will lead. They reach the woman's home, and she says "Follow me upstairs.". At the second floor, she says "The bedroom's at the end of the hall. C'mon!".
He follows her in, and see's a terrified young child in bed, trying to hide behind the covers. The woman says "Do you see? I told you I'd bring the boogieman if you won't eat your peas!".