Eons have passed and still a virgin, what do I do?

[RaunchIsGoood]

Hello I've been lurking around, but haven't posted in a long while as there's been not much to report. I just turned 33 yesterday and I'm still a virgin, still haven't dated at all in the 9 months or so since I made my first post here. In that time, I've asked out a total of two girls which obviously turned out to be rejections. I'm still painfully shy around women and talking to them to me is still the equivalent of jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. So basically I've buried myself in work to try and forget how pitiful my 'love' life is.

Of course this doesn't work all that well and to boot, I just found out last week that a good friend of mine whom I always thought was still a virgin like me, had in fact lost his Vcard about 10 years ago to an escort but didn't tell me because he was embarassed about it. Since then he's seen about 20 other SPs in that timespan. This was all a shock to me of course, since I thought all this time we were in the same boat and I could talk to him about my problem.

But despite his sexual experience over me, he's still the same as I in that he still hasn't had a girlfriend before either, so seeing SPs haven't gotten him any closer to finding one than I have.

So what do I do now? I'd still prefer to find a girlfriend and lose it with someone I love or care for, but on the otherhand now that my friend has come out and told me his secret, I'm like the last man standing. Besides this friend, I've never told anyone else that I'm still a virgin. The few other friends I have all think that while I'm not a ladies' man, that at least I'm one of them in having done it before.

I think the main things holding me back from seeing an SP now are fear of STDs abit and severe performance anxiety. I've developed extreme grip of death syndrome from all the wanking I've done over the years and also its more difficult to keep the soldier up than it use to be. Where I use to have man of steel erections that never go down, now it seems like every errant thought I have causes my trooper to fall over.

So yeah, as much as I want to have sex, I don't know how much I can enjoy it when my little guy can't stay up. But now that I feel so very alone in the Vworld, should I give up hope of finding that special someone to make that first time memorable and stop waiting and just do it already?

 

[hunter001]

See an SP now, ASAP ya dumb F**K!!

 

[anon1]

ya dumb F**K!!

 

[red]

should I give up hope of finding that special someone to make that first time memorable and stop waiting and just do it already?

yes. do it now. you are wasting time that could be spent fucking a hot chick.

 

[cypherpunk]

I think the main things holding me back from seeing an SP now are fear of STDs abit and severe performance anxiety. I've developed extreme grip of death syndrome from all the wanking I've done over the years and also its more difficult to keep the soldier up than it use to be. Where I use to have man of steel erections that never go down, now it seems like every errant thought I have causes my trooper to fall over.

Your grip of death situation is not hopeless. The fact that you're here and talking about this means that your brain is on board and unless you have blood pressure or other health issues, taking it easy with your unit should be all you need to do. The touch or taste or smell of a woman are also pretty good for this. If all else fails, you can pretty easily secure some ED drugs. A well reviewed SP that doesn't do bare back anything is a 10000:1 STD free experience. Just pick one that you can connect with on a friends level and book for 90-120 minutes and you should be set.

Oh, and I'm the sucker that said set a deadline. I don't think you should just wait for the right one because with all this anxiety you may never get her.

 

[bangcamaro]

Just see an SP. It'll take the monkey off your back and you won't have to put pressure on yourself for being a 33 year old virgin. If you're asking the question it's because you're putting pressure on yourself.

Don't worry about "staying up" or performing. SPs don't care. Just relax and enjoy yourself. There's a lot of things you can do to or with a girl with a limp dick. And if you pick the right girl, she will treat you.

It'll let you move on with your life and focus on more important things. Believe me, it'll be a wake-up call.

 

[basketcase]

Sex is a sin.

 

[LKD]

you've kept a record for 30 yrs. Don't break it now. Keep it going bro!

 

[Herodotus]

... And stop wanking.

 

[S.C. Joe]

See an SP now, ASAP ya dumb F**K!!

I have to agree, 33 is way toooo long.

As for STD, nah, you be fine. She won't let you screw her without a rubber anyhow

Hey, you are still going to get old and die someday, might as well enjoy life well you can. As for meeting that special girl, if its meant to be, it happen.

For all you know, that special girl just might be an escort you book.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Oh, you are worry you won't like her enough to do her, I doubt it. You be surprise how nature takes over once you are alone with her.

I found that out seeing back to back escorts once

 

[bangcamaro]

I found that out seeing back to back escorts once

Back-to-back escorts!? That's genius... haven't done that yet... don't know why... was it different agencies too? That'd be badass...

 

[Caveman]

You should wait until you become a "40 year old virgin". Haven't you seen the movie already?

 

[S.C. Joe]

Different agencies-I mean its not like they are dumb. You start pulling stuff like that, they be like "hes rich". When its like "hes out of town"

 

[LancsLad]

Sex is a sin.

It's getting caught thats the sin.

 

[Adrenalin]

Well it ain’t just for pissing through!
Also there are no prizes for dieing a virgin, so jump in!

Once you’ve got this monkey off your back, you may find that you can relax more with women and stand a chance of meeting Miss Right.

However, beware, you will not meet her in this industry or on this board. Once you’ve paid for sex, a relationship is out of the question.

 

[boffo]

If you guaranteed want to get laid and not pay any money here's what you do.

Convert to Islam and then join this Muslim dating site below.

http://www.muslima.com/

About 8,000 weird, awkward, clumsy, dorky Muslim women will be banging down your door to get access to you in no time.

 

[cheap2bone]

I guess experience differs from person to person.

You remain virgin because you look at every woman of interest you have come across as "the one."

As a famous saying goes, "don't put pussy on a pedestal."
I'm not going to help you make a decision on the matter. That's really up to you.

If you are going to see an SP, book a highly rated lady with 1hr, and when you see her tell her it's your first time. No shame in that.
Remember you will be having SEX, not making LOVE.
Seeing an SP will not reverse your timid attitude towards women, but it should help.

 

[GlavaMan]

If you had asked out 10 women instead of two, you would have likely had a yes from some of them. When talking to women, think of them as a friend not as a possible date. This should relax you a bit for conversation.

 

[RaunchIsGoood]

See an SP now, ASAP ya dumb F**K!!

Second time you've posted first to tell me I should do it ASAP. lol

I guess experience differs from person to person.

You remain virgin because you look at every woman of interest you have come across as "the one."

As a famous saying goes, "don't put pussy on a pedestal."
I'm not going to help you make a decision on the matter. That's really up to you.

If you are going to see an SP, book a highly rated lady with 1hr, and when you see her tell her it's your first time. No shame in that.
Remember you will be having SEX, not making LOVE.
Seeing an SP will not reverse your timid attitude towards women, but it should help.

I do very much put the pussy on the pedestal. But also I'm just plain shy and afraid around women. Its like a self-fulfilling prophecy when the few times I've asked a girl out, I'm expecting a NO and when I actually do it, that's the response I get. Its difficult to look at a woman as just another person and look at rejection as no big deal. I'm sure for you guys rejection doesn't bother you at all, but for me, its a stab in the heart that takes a while to get over each time.

Oh, and I'm the sucker that said set a deadline. I don't think you should just wait for the right one because with all this anxiety you may never get her.

2: You would prefer to lose it to a girlfriend. I'd like to win the lotto. But face it, it ain't gonna happen. 2 ask outs in 9 months, the trend is pretty bad.

Yes the trend looks horrible and chances are slim, but I'm still holding out abit of hope that I can still find someone. I've been a fool for so long, but then again I never thought things in a million years would turn out like this for me romantically. I've always believed something would happen eventually, but damn if shyness hasn't totally killed me. And now I have to resort to losing the Vcard to an escort, I feel like a failure. But sadly it looks like that's the only way I'll ever get laid.