Even if you could sexually perform; would you bother ?

[secret_touch.ca]

Aug 21, 8:30 AM (ET)
(Reuters)

Man, 102, Seeks Wife for Good Times



ROME - Active 102-year-old Italian looking for love and marriage. Promises can still deliver the goods.

Centenarian Salvatore Bordino, a father of five who is an avid clay-pigeon shooter, can't understand why he is having trouble finding wife number three.

"I have a house, a pension and I can carry out all my manly duties," Bordino, who lives on his own in the southern Italian region of Calabria, told online newspaper Il Nuovo on Wednesday.

"I'm looking for a beautiful woman, who is in the best of health. I still haven't called it a day on certain activities."

FIRSTLY, do you think if you lived to be 103 that you could lift it up let alone perform sexually? Can you honestly say you would want to bother at the age of 103? Not unless of course not rich enough to pay for escorts all the time but then again what women fitting the description of the criteria described would actually marry him if he was not rich?

 

[Dubweiser]

Regardless of his age, that pretty much sums up (most) men.

Always looking for the perfect woman.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I hear Anna Nicole Smith is looking....

 

[thunder0702]

Hope

God there is still hope.
Thunder reaches for the Viagra.....lol

 

[Medic]

Sex yes. Marriage no.

 

[The Doctor]

"Clay-pigeon shooting"...is that some new Italian code for pearls or a facial???

 

[HowardHughes]

Hey - if the guy is randy at 102 or 103, give credit where credit is due. If I ever get to 102, I think my biggest goal would be to at least remember my own name!!!!

 

[wrong hole]

mmmmm....wrinkled balls....

 

[groo39]

Wisecrack overheard years ago...

"Wrinkles add friction"

 

[eyeofthedragon]

speed bumps?

 

[thighspy]

102

A man can suck pussy at any age,he can most likely give the Lady a choice,-----as in"with or without teeth"


Was he Circumcised>>>>>>>>>>>?????

Life is too short to hurry.

 

[train]

but then again what women fitting the description of the criteria described would actually marry him if he was not rich?

Are you implying that there are no beautiful 101 year old women ?

Hate to tell you wrong hole but your balls have been wrinkled since birth .

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Hate to tell you wrong hole but your balls have been wrinkled since birth . ... I iron mine .... ouch

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

The Queen Mum once said that her secret to a long and active life was her daily tipple of gin (or several) and never take a nap during the day.

Well I would add: never take a nap alone, and cum at least twice to keep the pipes well lubricated.

And when I'm still wet and waiting and 101, I sure hope there is some 103 year old out there that can still get it up for me. I'm sure by then he will be the sexiest man alive.

 

[wrong hole]

Re: Re: Even if you could sexually perform; would you bother ?

Hate to tell you wrong hole but your balls have been wrinkled since birth .

....thanks train, i did not know that....i lost my balls at a early age...in a 'goating' incident

....when i was young, my friends dared me to put sugar on my balls and let a goat lick it off....well being young and brash, I took that dare...but unfortunately the goat munched on my balls instead of licking it....after 17 hrs of intense plastic surgery, the doctors were able to reconstruct my sac....they made it smooth though and they let me keep my original nuts....it sits in a jar by the fireplace....you should come by and see it sometime...

 

[secret_touch.ca]

Hmmmm....

Regardless of his age, that pretty much sums up (most) men.

Always looking for the perfect woman.

Yah think?