ever caught while jerking off?
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Not me personally, but in 1980, while attending college, I lived in a house with seven bedrooms, all rented to students, with common kitchen and bathroom. There was no living room, it had been converted into one of the seven bedrooms.
Anyway, somebody caught 'Norm', one of the tenants, rubbing one out when they opened the bathroom door which he had failed to fully close. The next day, a sign was posted in the bathroom:
"This is a teepee for you to pee pee,
Not a wigwam, for you to beat your tomtom.
Re: Norm"
Anyway, somebody caught 'Norm', one of the tenants, rubbing one out when they opened the bathroom door which he had failed to fully close. The next day, a sign was posted in the bathroom:
"This is a teepee for you to pee pee,
Not a wigwam, for you to beat your tomtom.
Re: Norm"
I got caught by my SO jerking off to porn. Let's just say that there were a few days of silent treatment but she eventually got over it. We haven't talked or addressed the incident till this day and I like it that way lol. It just let me know that I have to be extra vigilant and careful when partaking in this hobby or jerking off and keeping it away from the SO
Never been caught jerking, but about 4 or 5 times got caught watching porn. Once was with my ex-roomate, I went red and we both busted out laughing. What made it even more funny was the fact he new I had a fetish for big black booty, and he was a bit of red neck so when he came home un-expectedly , he walked into the living room with a few big black ass's on the big TV getting pounded...lol.
The other time I was a bit younger and my older sister's boyfriend who lived with us came home one day un-expectedly. That time wasn't quite as funny. I managed to turn the VCR off in time as he was unlocking the door, but he knew exactly what I was up to. I just played it off cool like I didn't know why the door was locked (we never kept our door locked if one of us was home) My face must have been pure red though, and then whole time all I could think about was how I was going to get the tape out the VCR and back to room...lol. I had to prey he would leave within a few hours or else I ran the risk of one of my sisters coming home, deciding to watch something on the VCR, popping out the tape and saying "what's this?" lol
And the most terrifying part was in was that it wasn't conventional porn. Before my love of big black booty, I thought I was into SM (realized after minor experimenting it wasn't for me..lol) so it was an SM scene.
Finally after like 2 hours the guy fucking leaves but man it was both awkward and terrifying...lol.
The other time I was a bit younger and my older sister's boyfriend who lived with us came home one day un-expectedly. That time wasn't quite as funny. I managed to turn the VCR off in time as he was unlocking the door, but he knew exactly what I was up to. I just played it off cool like I didn't know why the door was locked (we never kept our door locked if one of us was home) My face must have been pure red though, and then whole time all I could think about was how I was going to get the tape out the VCR and back to room...lol. I had to prey he would leave within a few hours or else I ran the risk of one of my sisters coming home, deciding to watch something on the VCR, popping out the tape and saying "what's this?" lol
And the most terrifying part was in was that it wasn't conventional porn. Before my love of big black booty, I thought I was into SM (realized after minor experimenting it wasn't for me..lol) so it was an SM scene.
Finally after like 2 hours the guy fucking leaves but man it was both awkward and terrifying...lol.
