Everybody has a price...
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he's a fellow pooner who gets his rocks off of acting like royalty and making fun of people.
In the past he has embarrassed a sp by the name of Ramona. He is generally known to talk in third person and offer his rendition of his flawless body and usually has an assistant or driver. LOL
It's a schtick and I love it. It makes me piss my pants laughing. LOL
Kind of like Andy Koffman. He plays a really obnoxious guy to get a rile out of people.
In the past he has embarrassed a sp by the name of Ramona. He is generally known to talk in third person and offer his rendition of his flawless body and usually has an assistant or driver. LOL
It's a schtick and I love it. It makes me piss my pants laughing. LOL
Kind of like Andy Koffman. He plays a really obnoxious guy to get a rile out of people.
This is why I like the GSF so much. He brings out funny and colorful commentary from those who don't usually post.Berlin said:
Well Berlin posts quite a bit but you know what I mean.This reply made me laugh my ass off.
The one thing that TERB sadly lacks is a sense of humor. At least bring back Goober, Goober's Mom, Goober's Sister and Cardinal Fang.
The one thing that "the coop" had going for it was comedy... it was a chaotic collection of borderline personalities and certified nutjobs, all under the watchful eye of a trigger-happy meglomaniac with delusions of becoming the next Hugh Hefner.
In that context, the GSF emerged; a nice contrast to the likes of Alien. Its all good natured fun, although I can attest to the fact that GSF does in fact lead an enviable life and does have an EE driver who would put most Sunshine Girls to shame.
The one thing that "the coop" had going for it was comedy... it was a chaotic collection of borderline personalities and certified nutjobs, all under the watchful eye of a trigger-happy meglomaniac with delusions of becoming the next Hugh Hefner.
In that context, the GSF emerged; a nice contrast to the likes of Alien. Its all good natured fun, although I can attest to the fact that GSF does in fact lead an enviable life and does have an EE driver who would put most Sunshine Girls to shame.
MuffinMuncher said:
There are the bits of humour that crop up on the rare times when Great Bear, no homo emerges from his den and puts his paw in his mouth.
Don't know you so I can't hate you, but judging from your words where ever you are stay there as I do not wish to know you.The Common Bond said:
Ooh an experience paid for wow.... my choice of a lady that I would normally not be able to afford or a 20 minute slam in the back of a car with one of the walkers o king of the streets?The Common Bond said:
Royal shmoyal I don't acknowledge the Queen of England, why should I acknowledge you? Influence is only as good as the people that know you not the people you know. Great guy with a good tan and well sculpted abs, sorry your not my type. Yeah, yeah we know your royal. Worship you, now that is a good one .The Common Bond said:
Btw what is your price to shut up?
This is why I respect RUCK. He gets it. Others don't.ruck said:This is why I like the GSF so much. He brings out funny and colorful commentary from those who don't usually post.
This reply made me laugh my ass off.
For example, Bella: This screams of GFS...who the hell is the GFS?
As MuffinMuncher mentioned, I am legit and despite my ego, I am not a candidate for "Criminal Minds" as one commoner wrote.
The reality is, I am rich, wealthy, have well sculpted abs, own a database of useful info, have a nice tan and own a driver.
In addition to this, I live on the BridlePath and have one other house on The Chase in Mississauga.
Wealth: Yes
Greatness: Yes
EE's: Daily
It wasn't always this easy....Keep playing your numbers...one day it can happen to you.
The Common Bond said:
In addition, I am in Mensa. Sorry for this omission and thanks for you ongoing support.
Why do you need a Hobbit ?The Common Bond said:
I believe that you can pay them in Weed !!!
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THATS where I know you from! Can we go play trivia and embarrass the locals next time I'm up? Let me know how I can schedule time to be in the shadow of your greatness.The Common Bond said:
The reality is that you must be trying to overcompensate for having a small willy. In the above you say " I am rich, wealthy," hello rich is a synonym for wealthy. Hmmm rich , the well sculpted abs a database of appearantly useful info a nice tan and a driver, since you keep yapping about those 4 things that must be all you have. Myself I may not be rich by your standards but I have enough money I do have a database of useful info on a variety of topics, okay so you got me on the well sculpted abs but my tan is real and I have 2 drivers plus the set of clubs.The Common Bond said:
Wealth: depends on how you measure it after all there are different kinds of wealth
Greatness: well in your own mind but it is a start
EEs: daily, must be pretty lonely.
As for playing the numbers so that that can happen to me I think I'll just tear up my Super 7 ticket now and never buy another.
Ooh a Mensa member wow I never would have guessed. Big deal i took their silly test made the grade and declined membership on the basis of they are an elitist social club. Also for please get and use a spell checker.The Common Bond said:
One last little thing...
Hammerstein said:
I hate to break the news to you, but you aren't a member of Mensa because you have the grammatical skills of a second grader. And to further humiliate you, you dont even know the definition of basic words.Hammerstein said:
Wealth is the flow of resources while rich relates more to static absolute value. A wealthy person has more resources than it needs and spends, he enjoys a positive flow of resources, including art, beauty, spiritual well being. A rich person may or may not be wealthy since rich is by definition a quantity of resources at a static point, not a dynamic flow. Therefore, we can have rich individuals who are not wealthy, and wealthy people who are not rich. The opposite of wealth is scarcity, the opposite of richness is poverty.
You really capped it off with the "you have a little willy" remark though. Insults are the last refuge of an unintelligent mind.
Now if you will reread the last part of what you quoted from me MM, you will see that you are not breaking any news to me. As for your second paragraph from what I have seen they appear to be synonyms.
Hmmm.... I insult him you insult me guess we both have unitelligent minds.
Hmmm.... I insult him you insult me guess we both have unitelligent minds.
mental thrashing, part 2
Synonym \Syn"o*nym\ n.; pl.
1. One of two or more words commonly of the same language which are equivalents of each other
Second, I did not insult you. I pointed out that you are clearly not intelligent enough to be in Mensa because you lack very basic grammatical skills. That is called a "fact". An insult is saying you are an stupid, bedwetting assclown, something I might suspect but cannot prove.
Quit while you are behind or at least put up a good fight, this is getting tiresome.
First, thank you for proving my point. As I clearly explained to you they are not synonyms, even if they are similar. Those are two more words that you should probably look up before you use them incorrectly in a sentence.Hammerstein said:
Synonym \Syn"o*nym\ n.; pl.
1. One of two or more words commonly of the same language which are equivalents of each other
Second, I did not insult you. I pointed out that you are clearly not intelligent enough to be in Mensa because you lack very basic grammatical skills. That is called a "fact". An insult is saying you are an stupid, bedwetting assclown, something I might suspect but cannot prove.
Quit while you are behind or at least put up a good fight, this is getting tiresome.
Sheik there are far more offensive threads in the politics section, and at this current moment there is a far more vulgar and mean-spirited exchange going on in the strip club section. I realize that you and the mods need to monitor behavior and set limits but who is this really hurting? Its all just comedy and entertainment, it gives some people a good laugh, and it gives others a benign outlet for their frustrations.
I dont even like charades, can we play pictionary instead?
I dont even like charades, can we play pictionary instead?
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