Well I guess I was due for a horrible experience and boy did I get one.
I decided to try a new place that I pass in Brantford called Executive Massage. I was going to try out a few places in Hamilton but I am still learning the area and not very good with it yet. Must get a damn Pearly's....
So I head in and there is a girl behind the desk kind of cute but looks a little heavy. Not really my type but I thought what the hell. Ask what the door fee is she says $50. Little high but I'm not that sensitive as there is really only a 5 to 10 dollar difference. She was wearing loose fitting clothes and showed me to the room. The room is large with a futon on the floor not much else really.
Tells me in the room they ask for the tip to be left on the table. Ask what was available and she was very evasive.. Should have been another clue that this was going to be bad. So I leave $80 on the stand thinking probably a nude reverse or BS. I did not have as much money on me as usual thank god ( one of the reasons I like my shower in the room) but as a precaution I set my watch on top of my clothes to see if they would be disturbed
Shower at the end of the hall which is a bad thing for me. I like them in the room. The shower was disgusting to say the least. Shower floor was black and they had bar soap... gross who washes themselves with a bar that 50 other guy's have rubbed all over themselves... shudder...Washed up with shampoo.
I return to the room and my watch has been moved. I count the cash and all of it is still there but there is no way it moved on its own. She comes in and looks at the money and says, so you would like a topless massage... I'm like what???? she says we charge $100 for nude minimum.... I say you guys are way more expensive then Toronto... She says well there are only 2 parlours here so we don't have to have lower prices because there is no competition... I reply so you feel that you can gouge people.... She says well I guess I could go nude and she starts to undress... Brutal is the only word I can use... Tits that sag to her hips and an enormous belly that was hidden under those clothes. Fuck that I say and grab the money off the table and start to dress. She gets pissed but tough shit I'm out of there.... Down $50 for the room but up in my sanity.... Now I need to go some where to just get the thought out of my mind.. No scale need to rate anything zero's across the board
Megaman
I decided to try a new place that I pass in Brantford called Executive Massage. I was going to try out a few places in Hamilton but I am still learning the area and not very good with it yet. Must get a damn Pearly's....
So I head in and there is a girl behind the desk kind of cute but looks a little heavy. Not really my type but I thought what the hell. Ask what the door fee is she says $50. Little high but I'm not that sensitive as there is really only a 5 to 10 dollar difference. She was wearing loose fitting clothes and showed me to the room. The room is large with a futon on the floor not much else really.
Tells me in the room they ask for the tip to be left on the table. Ask what was available and she was very evasive.. Should have been another clue that this was going to be bad. So I leave $80 on the stand thinking probably a nude reverse or BS. I did not have as much money on me as usual thank god ( one of the reasons I like my shower in the room) but as a precaution I set my watch on top of my clothes to see if they would be disturbed
Shower at the end of the hall which is a bad thing for me. I like them in the room. The shower was disgusting to say the least. Shower floor was black and they had bar soap... gross who washes themselves with a bar that 50 other guy's have rubbed all over themselves... shudder...Washed up with shampoo.
I return to the room and my watch has been moved. I count the cash and all of it is still there but there is no way it moved on its own. She comes in and looks at the money and says, so you would like a topless massage... I'm like what???? she says we charge $100 for nude minimum.... I say you guys are way more expensive then Toronto... She says well there are only 2 parlours here so we don't have to have lower prices because there is no competition... I reply so you feel that you can gouge people.... She says well I guess I could go nude and she starts to undress... Brutal is the only word I can use... Tits that sag to her hips and an enormous belly that was hidden under those clothes. Fuck that I say and grab the money off the table and start to dress. She gets pissed but tough shit I'm out of there.... Down $50 for the room but up in my sanity.... Now I need to go some where to just get the thought out of my mind.. No scale need to rate anything zero's across the board
Megaman
