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calloway

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For those Terbites with gas problems... :p


New Pants Let You Fart Without Embarrassment

An American underwear manufacturer has invented pants designed to hide the smell of flatulence.

The 'Under-Ease pants' feature a built-in, multi-layered replaceable filter, made of felt, charcoal and fibreglass wool.

To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs.

The inventor of the pants, Buck Weimer, describes the pants this way: "Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas".

"We get a lot of jokes - but we don't doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose. They can be worn anytime, anywhere - in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane".

He says the pants are machine-washable and the filters can last several weeks
 

hot rod

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calloway said:
To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs.
OK so they are airtight, that means moisture gets sealed in too. So you start sweating - think of the crotch rot and jock itch problems! No, I'll pass on those thanks!
 

elmufdvr

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awe do they have to take that waya from us too... i love to fart..my sell is fantistic..to me at least... to others it is deadly some times... watch out if you get into an elevator after i just got out.... hahahahhahah
 

ig-88

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What would be better is if it automatically recorded the sound, amplified it, and preserved it for you to play over and over to impress your friends ... and your date. :p
 

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Homo Erectus said:
I'll bet the lady in your signature pic does too.
let me guess you saying this because the lady is fat huh??:eek: fart comes in all sizes
 
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