Favorite peripheral Simpsons character
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I googled the script from RAISING ARIZONA. This was by far my favorite scene. The one where Glen and dotties kids are terrorizing Ed and Hi's trailer.
GLEN: Hear about the person of the Polish persuasion he walks into a bar holdin' a pile of shit in his hands, says "Look what I almost stepped in."
GLEN: Say, that reminds me! How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
HI: I don't know Glen, one?
GLEN: Nope, it takes three!
He starts laughing, then catches himself.
... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?
HI: I don't know, Glen.
GLEN: Cause they're so durn stupid!
He laughs; Hi doesn't react.
... Shit man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
HI: No Glen, I sure don't.
Oh yeah I really like that GIL character. I'm pretty sure he's a satire of that Glengarry Glen Ross character played by Jack Lemmon. (In the Zone). You never root for him even though you should.
GLEN: Hear about the person of the Polish persuasion he walks into a bar holdin' a pile of shit in his hands, says "Look what I almost stepped in."
GLEN: Say, that reminds me! How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
HI: I don't know Glen, one?
GLEN: Nope, it takes three!
He starts laughing, then catches himself.
... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?
HI: I don't know, Glen.
GLEN: Cause they're so durn stupid!
He laughs; Hi doesn't react.
... Shit man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
HI: No Glen, I sure don't.
Oh yeah I really like that GIL character. I'm pretty sure he's a satire of that Glengarry Glen Ross character played by Jack Lemmon. (In the Zone). You never root for him even though you should.
homonger said:
Sadly, I did not cut and paste the list from any internet site. Those were the names I could think of. However, I did have to google and check the correct spelling for the Van Houltens and Drederick. Yeah, I have no life.
The comments are all tongue in cheek. This is what we do at TERB. We whine, complain and hi-jack threads. A guy like you who enjoys the off kilter humour of The Simpsons should appreciate that.
MILHOUSE!!!
Did you see last weeks episode? That was awesome! Milhouse should have his own show!!
Did you see last weeks episode? That was awesome! Milhouse should have his own show!!
I think what little steam this thread had, is pretty much done.
I'm not surprised at the strong showing by Ralph. He seems to be a universally popular character. I am a little surprised at the lack of love for Nelson--I guess no one likes a bully. Not too surprised that no one likes Patty and Selma.
I'm not surprised at the strong showing by Ralph. He seems to be a universally popular character. I am a little surprised at the lack of love for Nelson--I guess no one likes a bully. Not too surprised that no one likes Patty and Selma.
