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From Rags to Riches, from GSF to The Common Bond...

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It was approximately 5 years ago today that after seeing an SP in Mississauga who advised about a competing board that the GSF signed up for that competing board and proceeded to gain prominence in this industry.

Focusing efforts on reviewing the street girl population, complete with analyzing their movements and mannerisms and updating this information in a portable database allowed the character once known as the "GSF" to slowly gain the respect of many in this industry.

It was not easy for the GSF...Given the sensitive nature of the street scene, many members attacked the GSF for his rambling prose, unconventional ideas and unique stance on life.

Undaunted, the GSF continued to insist that despite focusing on the street scene, that he was infact Royal, and was extremely wealthy. This in turn created a subsection of the other board members who in turn acknowledged their Royal status and they too engaged in typicall GSF phrases such as "lighting people on fire", or "bombing people's houses". In addition, his loyal driver stood by his side, while at the same time scouting out new talent at many industry parties. His driver once received a BBBJ from a relative unknown who now has become common place in this dynamic industry.

The GSF, known for his book "The Streets" that talks widely about his adventures went on to become a best seller in Canada.

Famous GSF ramblings such as "The free BBBJ from Ravishing Ramona", "The Shelly Vanderjaght emergence", "The $10,000 X-Mas party date" and of course the infamous "Kiarra has sold me her review board" thread all become some of the most viewed and respected posts in this industry.

After the street scene slowly died out, the GSF focused his efforts on Eastern Europeans who provided very high mileage. Catipulting the careers of many EE's such as Leo, Linda, Jessica and Maxima, the GSF then showed he is the "Robin Hood" of this industry by donating $10,000 to needy children at the X-Mas party at Seductions.

After a self imposed hiatus, he emerged back in this industry as a legitimate hobbyist. Reconnecting with friends from the board, the GSF opened his own agency (with a fitting name and fitting EE SPs) to further cement his stronghold in this industry.

Many pepole have asked why I chosen to adopt a review style and posting style similar to the GSF. Many people has asked whether I am affiliated with the "Big Movie Star", or the "Pakastani Hobby Guy" or the "Retired Game Show Host". All I can say, is no doubt these men too have based their style of hobbying and style of prose on a true industry legend.

To those who do not know the GSF, one's natural instincts are to be curious of how one street scene reviewer quickly rose to such industry prominence. I too was very curious, yet I do not have the balls to return to the streets after being mugged while trying to duplicate the feats of the GSF. Clearly, I was not ready for the streets and this shows exactly how well researched his database was and how adept the GSF was at analyzing the movements of the common streetwalker in her natural habitat.

I wanted everyone to be aware of this now, because many people have PM'd me about who I am and why I write in the common GSF style.

I have much to offer to this hobby and will undertake to avoid conflict with members. It is my objective to create something from nothing, much like the GSF did when he emerged 5 years ago from obscurity.

He has trained me, however, creating conflict were the mistakes many GSF clones had made over the years. I am well researched in the ways of the GSF and although his conflict with members provided a decent source of humour, it was the quality of his reviews that separated himself from the rest.

It is my goal to acheive this same level of stardom in this industry.

GSF, wherever you may be now, I hope your world is a better place.

I am Royal. I am the Common Bond.
 

MuffinMuncher

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Clean out your Royal Mailbox so the commoners may send you their respects and shower you with compliments.
 
Nov 11, 2006
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MuffinMuncher said:
Clean out your Royal Mailbox so the commoners may send you their respects and shower you with compliments.
Alas, my assistance has picked up today's PMs and I will sorting through them shortly.
 
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Oil Please

This folks is Tensor Bandage or Retired Game Show Host,............. Royal ? I think not and I should know after all I am 5th GENERATION CANADIAN!
 

ruck

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Hey Oil.... we agree with you.
But GSF is indeed a character. He calls himself royal. LOL
Let the good times begin until the ban. LOL
 

Svend

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Great Scot Fan devotees may be legendary, but alas can never be Royal.
 

Meister

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GSF is allowed back on terb? It must be ratings season, I guess terb needs a few more hits. It's either that or Love is in the Air.
 
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Oil Please

I don't remember Great Scott Fan? Memory not to good. Any old posts to make me remember?
 

LancsLad

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My hand would shake if Milo Baby got close.


Baby Milo, this is the POLICE. Raise your hands in the air where we can see them and move slowly away from that Bear. You have entered the no homo zone and the alarms went off.
 

great bear

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LancsLad said:
Baby Milo, this is the POLICE. Raise your hands in the air where we can see them and move slowly away from that Bear. You have entered the no homo zone and the alarms went off.

Me thinks that Baby Milo would enjoy the pat down process. Also being bound by handcuffs would be an added turn on. Police to Baby "any requests Baby" "Yes, yes, put me in the cell with that big black man".
 

LancsLad

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Me thinks that Baby Milo would enjoy the pat down process. Also being bound by handcuffs would be an added turn on. Police to Baby "any requests Baby" "Yes, yes, put me in the cell with that big black man".
He often goes to the airport after tipping customs about himself just so they will do the body cavity search. Calling Officer Longfellow, exam room 5 .
 

great bear

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He often goes to the airport after tipping customs about himself just so they will do the body cavity search. Calling Officer Longfellow, exam room 5 .
A quaint custom! Make them do it twice cause they missed a spot.
 

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Was GSF not more infamous on MERB then here? I did a search over there but I guess if he was banned then all his posts have been removed. Going by those posts I do remember reading many moons back... I have to say I think GSF was (no homo).
 
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