it has been a full moon lately, that might explain some of the dingbats out there. I'd buy the book if you ever publish more stories like these.
From the phone
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Here's mine:
Ring Ring
JTK speaking
Hi JTK, it's Mike the client calling
Me: How's it going
Good, I wanted to talk to you about that proposal you gave me 2 weeks back
Me: yes, what did you think
Well, we really want you guys to do the job, but we need to work within our budget
Me: Well, I gave you a very competative price
Well, we were hoping that we could get you to agree to do it for 60% of what you were asking
Me: Well, that's not really possible
But you have to keep in mind that we really want you to do this project, and we will give you more work in the future
Me: Uh huh
And we don't want to pay you for 90 days.
Click
or this.....
Ring Ring
HI JTK, this is X from so and so Recruitment, we were given your name by someone in the industry who thinks that you've got the right kind of experience we're looking for
Me: Uh huh, what's the job
Well, I can't tell you who the position is with, but it's a great company in the GTA with lots of potential for growth
Me: Uh huh
The current Manager is getting on and he wants to retire in a few years, so they want to bring you into the organization and groom you for the position
Me: So they want me to do what I'm doing now, only for them.
No no, you misunderstand, in a few years you'll be in charge.
Me: And I won't cum in your mouth
Pardon
Me: Never mind, how much does it pay.
Well, it's not really about the salary as much as it is about growth.
Me: Well I want X per year, can you do that.
Silence, well, we can probably do .75X, but we can get you a signing bonus
click.
Welcome to my world......
Ring Ring
JTK speaking
Hi JTK, it's Mike the client calling
Me: How's it going
Good, I wanted to talk to you about that proposal you gave me 2 weeks back
Me: yes, what did you think
Well, we really want you guys to do the job, but we need to work within our budget
Me: Well, I gave you a very competative price
Well, we were hoping that we could get you to agree to do it for 60% of what you were asking
Me: Well, that's not really possible
But you have to keep in mind that we really want you to do this project, and we will give you more work in the future
Me: Uh huh
And we don't want to pay you for 90 days.
Click
or this.....
Ring Ring
HI JTK, this is X from so and so Recruitment, we were given your name by someone in the industry who thinks that you've got the right kind of experience we're looking for
Me: Uh huh, what's the job
Well, I can't tell you who the position is with, but it's a great company in the GTA with lots of potential for growth
Me: Uh huh
The current Manager is getting on and he wants to retire in a few years, so they want to bring you into the organization and groom you for the position
Me: So they want me to do what I'm doing now, only for them.
No no, you misunderstand, in a few years you'll be in charge.
Me: And I won't cum in your mouth
Pardon
Me: Never mind, how much does it pay.
Well, it's not really about the salary as much as it is about growth.
Me: Well I want X per year, can you do that.
Silence, well, we can probably do .75X, but we can get you a signing bonus
click.
Welcome to my world......
Some of those are priceless, I appreciate everyone sharing them. The thing about sex is that it uncovers so much truth about people, you can hide in many areas of your life, but with sex, to get what you want, you have to reveal yourself. In some cases, that you are a total idiot.
My recent booking with Gen went something like this
RING! RING!
Gen - hello
DB - hi Genevieve I'd like to book an appointment with you
Gen - I only see a select few each week and I'm pretty well booked for the next few weeks
DB - well can we set something up a month from now for a good gfe, I don't want all the other stuff
Gen - of course but the quality of the gfe depends on the quality of the bfe you bring
DB - I don't have any bfe to bring but I do have a 15 year-old single malt
Gen - what time can you be here?
Seriously it was smoother than that, as smooth as the single malt!
RING! RING!
Gen - hello
DB - hi Genevieve I'd like to book an appointment with you
Gen - I only see a select few each week and I'm pretty well booked for the next few weeks
DB - well can we set something up a month from now for a good gfe, I don't want all the other stuff
Gen - of course but the quality of the gfe depends on the quality of the bfe you bring
DB - I don't have any bfe to bring but I do have a 15 year-old single malt
Gen - what time can you be here?
Seriously it was smoother than that, as smooth as the single malt!
Actually, I dont see the problem with the guy wanting to know real or enhaced, if asked tactfully.
Me neither. Actually, I don't see a problem with potential clients asking any questions that are relevant to the service I provide (which obviously includes appearance), provided it is asked respectfully and from one human being to another. I do not care however for people asking questions which are very clearly answered on my website, even after I directed them to my site. If you can't take the 5 minutes it takes to read it, then I don't want to take the 5 minutes to answer your questions.
I've got one, a recent bought of messages sent to my work email last night;
Him; Dear Serenity,
I heard about the closing of your agency, and I was wondering if I could book an appointment with you friday?
Me; Sorry sir, but as the agency is closed, I currently have no location for an incall, and I do not provide outcalls.
Him; Well, why can't we use the old ASA incall location? I could call hammer and ask.
Me; Sir, ASA is now closed, that means the incall location is now shut down and gone.
Him; Well, can't you open it just for a little while on friday, just for me?
Me; No sir, that isn't my descision.
Him; Fine, I'll call hammer then!
Me; You do that.
And then this morning from him again;
Him; I don't get it, hammer wasn't taking calls.
Me; Thats because the agency shut down last night sir.
Him; And they wont even open it for friday?
Me; No sir
Him; Aww, are you sure? Not even for me?
Me; I'm sure sir, not even for you.
Him; Well, thats ok, just tell me where you live and I'll drop by friday to see you.
Me; I don't think so sir. Goodbye.
Him; Goodbye? Where are you going? Do you need a ride, I can drive you, I've got a really cool car!
After that I just stopped responding. He has sent a few emails since, asking why I'm answering him.
Him; Dear Serenity,
I heard about the closing of your agency, and I was wondering if I could book an appointment with you friday?
Me; Sorry sir, but as the agency is closed, I currently have no location for an incall, and I do not provide outcalls.
Him; Well, why can't we use the old ASA incall location? I could call hammer and ask.
Me; Sir, ASA is now closed, that means the incall location is now shut down and gone.
Him; Well, can't you open it just for a little while on friday, just for me?
Me; No sir, that isn't my descision.
Him; Fine, I'll call hammer then!
Me; You do that.
And then this morning from him again;
Him; I don't get it, hammer wasn't taking calls.
Me; Thats because the agency shut down last night sir.
Him; And they wont even open it for friday?
Me; No sir
Him; Aww, are you sure? Not even for me?
Me; I'm sure sir, not even for you.
Him; Well, thats ok, just tell me where you live and I'll drop by friday to see you.
Me; I don't think so sir. Goodbye.
Him; Goodbye? Where are you going? Do you need a ride, I can drive you, I've got a really cool car!
After that I just stopped responding. He has sent a few emails since, asking why I'm answering him.
For some reasons, I've never been asked for a discount based on the size of the potential client's cock. Actually, I've only been asked for a discount a couple times, and never over the phone.Gen ,
Can I please have a discount for having a very small penis ?
It will be like playing just the tip but for a solid 2 mins , 2-3 times in the hr ...
Sorry couldnt help but be me
My main phone pet peeve are clients calling and asking a bunch of questions (such as my location, services provided, etc) without even introducing themselves. I was raised to always introduce myself when calling someone, and I expect a guy who wants me to suck his cock to have the courtesy to at least give me a fake name before asking me where my incall is located or whether I swallow or not.
And then there are those who for some reason think that they are special enough that you will change the way you do business just for them (as Debbie and Serenity's posts show). Having worked in other public service sectors, I know that this is not particular to the escort world, but it never ceases to amaze me. And of course, it's always the people who you've never done business with who expect you to make exception just for them. Regulars or repeats clients rarely ask for or expect you to make exceptions, even if they are the clients who you would be more inclined to make those exceptions for.
Am I the only one?
I've had variations of the above mentioned callers but have yet to hear this one that I have experienced.
Him: Hello I was wondering if I could ask a question?
Me: I'll help as best as I can...go ahead.
Him: I have a certain'thing' that I would like the lady to do for me.
Me: And that is?
Him: Please don't hang up when I say this but is there anyone that wouldn't mind being deficated on her face?
Me: Click
He calls back.
Him: Please just hear me out I mean no disrespect. I'll even let her wear saran wrap over her face while I do it.
Click.
I've had variations of the above mentioned callers but have yet to hear this one that I have experienced.
Him: Hello I was wondering if I could ask a question?
Me: I'll help as best as I can...go ahead.
Him: I have a certain'thing' that I would like the lady to do for me.
Me: And that is?
Him: Please don't hang up when I say this but is there anyone that wouldn't mind being deficated on her face?
Me: Click
He calls back.
Him: Please just hear me out I mean no disrespect. I'll even let her wear saran wrap over her face while I do it.
Click.
Gen.. TERRIFIC thread! Working in a very solitary way I've often wondered if I am doing things "right"; am I over-reacting to some of the "communications" I get; am I just a bitch? Thanks for the validation!! Nice to know I am not alone!
I've had a couple requests for me to poop on them (although I clearly state on my website that scat play is off limits), but never the other way around. Nice of him to be willing to "let her" wear saran wrap over her face.
You're welcome. Was meant more as entertainment purposes, but I'm glad if you found validation in it. My own perspective on this is that if someone rubs me the wrong way over the phone or email, chances are they are going to get on my nerves in person as well. I'm sure I've refused some perfectly decent guy over something insignificant that just happened to not sit well with me, but I prefer to refuse a potentially great client than find myself in bed with an asshole. And I've got confirmation twice over the last month that my instincts were right about someone I refused to see, in both case over something intangible, just a gut feeling.
