Funniest lines during sex...
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Was she an SP?? She sounds like my kind of woman! LOLlearningtoplay said:I one night this first year university student said to me, as she was riding on top: " i am going to f--k you back to the ice age".
She didn't think it was appropriate of me to laugh.
Worst lines
What about the worst lines said during sex.
Here are some examples:
1) Girl: OH Dave that is so good.
Guy: My name is Steve.
This of course can happen in the reverse.
2) Guy: Are you going to cum
Girl: If you stop asking me and let me concentrate I will
3) Guy: I am cumming
Girl: But it just went in
These are of course just a few examples, but the worst lines I hate are from men who ask if they can touch every little spot. Can I do this, can I do that, can I play here and can I lick there. For those men, I just want to grab their head, put it where it belongs and say, “Now remember, your mom always said, never to talk with food in your month, so finish eating,”
What about the worst lines said during sex.
Here are some examples:
1) Girl: OH Dave that is so good.
Guy: My name is Steve.
This of course can happen in the reverse.
2) Guy: Are you going to cum
Girl: If you stop asking me and let me concentrate I will
3) Guy: I am cumming
Girl: But it just went in
These are of course just a few examples, but the worst lines I hate are from men who ask if they can touch every little spot. Can I do this, can I do that, can I play here and can I lick there. For those men, I just want to grab their head, put it where it belongs and say, “Now remember, your mom always said, never to talk with food in your month, so finish eating,”
Eggman
I complete understand where you are coming from. I thought we were just speaking about sex in general, not the SP/client situation. Believe it or not, it does happen in the non-hobbyist world. I am also speaking about seriously asking about every little thing. I believe that these gentleman, find it erotic to ask these questions but personally for me it is annoying. How are they suppose to use their mouth properly if they keep talking?
In the SP/client situation, I think it is great for the client to ask on the first encounter, it really show the type of person that they are. Most who ask, on the first encounter, will get repeats from me and will be added to my regular clientele list, just because of the level of respect that they show.
I complete understand where you are coming from. I thought we were just speaking about sex in general, not the SP/client situation. Believe it or not, it does happen in the non-hobbyist world. I am also speaking about seriously asking about every little thing. I believe that these gentleman, find it erotic to ask these questions but personally for me it is annoying. How are they suppose to use their mouth properly if they keep talking?
In the SP/client situation, I think it is great for the client to ask on the first encounter, it really show the type of person that they are. Most who ask, on the first encounter, will get repeats from me and will be added to my regular clientele list, just because of the level of respect that they show.
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Re: Re: Re: LMAO...
Originally posted by sexysophia
Whoooooooos your DATYYYYYYYY!
Many have tried, few have succeeded, are you up for the challenge???
Originally posted by sexysophia
Whoooooooos your DATYYYYYYYY!
You think So???daty said:
me
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Many have tried, few have succeeded, are you up for the challenge???
Your ceiling needs painting.Dorm201 said:
Anyone else been told things which make them giggle or laugh in a great way?... I have to admit, light hearted humour during sex adds even more to the intimacy!
Re: Worst lines
The corollary of this is that many of us were taught never to play with our food. It's a good thing many of us never listened then either.anonymousSP said:I just want to grab their head, put it where it belongs and say, “Now remember, your mom always said, never to talk with food in your month, so finish eating,?
Here's a funny thing I heard while on a double call with another girl once. The guys we were with, had been drinking and the guy the other girl had , was very immature,and kept throwing pillows around and stuff like that.She was getting quite upset with him and we all burst out laughing when she said to her "guy"."SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE!">>>very funny.
In the midst of a mind blowing BBBJ, me standing, date on her knees, she looks up at me and says "my ears are not turn signals!"
