A horse and chicken are playing in a meadow.
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go get the farmer and help pull him to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm, but not finding the farmer drives his Mercedes back to the mud hole, and ties a rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse, drives the car forward, saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken & horse are playing in the meadow again, and this time the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go get some help from the farmer.
The horse says "I think I can stand over the hole!". He then stretches over the width of the hole and says "Grab my dick and pull yourself up"
The chicken did as instructed, and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of this fable:
If you are hung like a horse,
You don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks,
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go get the farmer and help pull him to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm, but not finding the farmer drives his Mercedes back to the mud hole, and ties a rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse, drives the car forward, saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken & horse are playing in the meadow again, and this time the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go get some help from the farmer.
The horse says "I think I can stand over the hole!". He then stretches over the width of the hole and says "Grab my dick and pull yourself up"
The chicken did as instructed, and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of this fable:
If you are hung like a horse,
You don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks,
