Goober Needs Your Help!

[The Fruity Hare]

How are them there Senators goin' to help you now, eh Goob.

As an aside, an observation I made a little while back:
Both Alien(oo) and Sub Dave appeared amongst us at about the same time. Methinks this Alien character was even more ingenius and nefarious than first thought. He invents two characters, one cute and lovable, the other easy to ridicule and detest. As one becomes more abusive and abrasive, the other joins in the attacks. As the evil character is on his way out(Random banning to boost Goobie's ego) the cute Furbie* character becomes more aggresive and depraved, even hinting at 'omosexual relations with his co-wolverines-creamy pies and what not. When I say'Let's go for dessert, that's NOT what I'm looking for!!! It seems like the wolf-pack hater may have actually infiltrated the wolverines and is attempting to overthrow the hierarchy and even turning Miranda against everyone who opposes him.
Has anyone ever seen the two in a room together? Aha! I think not. The old Clark Kent/Superman scenario! Even chose the name Super Dave, just to throw it in our faces. No, SD I did not say feces!
So there you have it, my most esteemed(or steamed) colleagues. Make up your own minds, Ialready have!

 

[DenWa]

Whoa...back up a second...

Let me make this painfully clear...while I harbor no ill feelings towards Submissive Dave, he is not, nor will he ever be, a member of the Wolverines. As a founding member and a bad-ass mofo, I put my foot down and deny membership to any man who so enthusiastically yearns to eat another man's seed...to each his own, and I do not judge, but I will be damned if I will ever stumble across any member of the Wolverines (unless they have their own vagina) with a dick in his mouth...Goober and Cardinal Fang, I assume you're with me on this one...If not, well then kick me out and take back my Tassled Fez Hat.

I like Submissive Dave - he's a funny guy...but just because we let someone "hang out" with the Wolverines doesn't mean we're handing out the purple velvet jackets Goober's mom sewed for us to just anyone. I was gone for two lousy weeks, and in my absence everyone seems to have gone mad.

DW

 

[The Fruity Hare]

They ran out of purple while you were away. All they had left was the Pride rainbow colour. Goob and Cardinal didn't know how to break it to you.

 

[The Baroness]

Ok then Denwa,but can he be the water boy or something?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ok then Denwa,but can he be the water boy or something?

I have to totally agree with our member from the West Coast. We made a pledge that this group would be comprised of no POOFTAHS! I too will not entertain any motion to make subdave part of the Wolverines.

But Miranda's point is an interesting one. We could, possibly, convey “bench warming” status to subdave? Although, that too grosses me out....

 

[The Fruity Hare]

"Bench Warming"

That isn't anything like "Fluffing" is it?

 

[The Baroness]

omg thats funny

 

[DenWa]

Miranda - as an esteemed and incredibly sexy friend of the Wolverines, you can certainly keep Dave in tow, but only if he is bound in a straight jacket and wearing a ball gag...I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it, and the rest of us will be safe...the gag will serve a double duty, as not only will he not be able to use his tongue inappropriately, but we won't have to listen to him.

and no, he can't be a fluffer...

DW

 

[The Baroness]

works for me.............and by the way,I am a wolverite!Get it straight.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Mmmm I like Marmite.

 

[The Baroness]

.

DenWa whispers to Miranda to meet him later - without Submissive Dave!

DW

Miranda whispers to Denwa to bring his wife

 

[The Fruity Hare]

FH whispers to bring the Marmite.

 

[DenWa]

I'd bring my wife, but I thought you don't see couples...

 

[The Baroness]

Not for money.

 

[DenWa]

I like the way you think... Lil'Miss and I aren't used to having to pay for it, to be honest. I'm no slouch, and she's a doll...we do ok on our own merits...too bad you're in Toronto and we're out here in L.A....

(disclaimer: I'm not implying that Lil'Miss and I are too good to pay for an SP...just stating that we're both still young and able to wrangle up playthings without an hourly charge)