Great movie lines

[Casa_Nova]

Some great ones from American Pie

Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!

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Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.

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MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick's a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!

 

[james t kirk]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Roy Schneider, Jaws

Hooper, "Quint?"

Broady, "No"

 

[bobistheowl]

"Someone comin' up the road".
"Shoot him".
"It's a woman".
"Wound her".

Major props to anyone who can identify that movie.

 

[james t kirk]

This isn't exactly a "line", but it's one of the finest movie soliloquies in the history of theatre.

Apparently Robert Shaw showed up drunk for shooting and Spielberg was royally pissed at him, but Shaw nailed it. Supposedly it was the first take. Too bad he got the dates wrong, but Shaw had done it so well, they couldn't redo it.

 

[james t kirk]

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Gunner: "Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much."

 

[james t kirk]

"I believe in America"

 

[james t kirk]

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

 

[trod]

Why so serious ?

 

[seth gecko]

Here's Johnny!

 

[seth gecko]

It's not a Tooma!

 

[bemeup]

My favorite from the Godfather: "Leave the gun.Take the cannoli."

 

[Petzel]

"I believe in America"

Opening line in the Godfather.

 

[KylieTO]

"Pretty Woman" lines:

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Vivian: You're late.
Edward Lewis: You're stunning.
Vivian: You're forgiven.

Vivian: Bridge? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are dear.

 

[Petzel]

To Have and Have Not was the film.

Right. Thanks.

 

[wet_suit_one]

Dialog between Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in Jabba`s palace in Return of the Jedi:

How we doing

Same as always

That bad huh

(sorry for lack of punctuation. Keyboard is on the fritz)

 

[Bopper2]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! "Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

 

[bobistheowl]

Badges? We don't got to show you no stinkin' badges! "Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

Fixed your post.

 

[bobistheowl]

DID-YOU-SIT-ON-HIS-LAP?

-Judgement at Nuremburg

 

[max86]

"louis..this looks like the begining of a beautiful friendship"
bogart to claude reins as they walk into the foggy rain soaked runway in casablanca

 

[bobistheowl]

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"