Guessing women's ages

[whobee]

Are you good at guessing women's ages?
I find it challenging. I've guessed on the high side and ended up getting the cold shoulder and guessing on the young side seems to insult other women - like you're saying they're immmature. Unless they are grandmas it's hard to tell a lot of them apart.

To get around my disability I make time with every women as if they were the same age. It's too much of a hassle to figure out if they are too old or young for me.

 

[dirkd101]

Why even try. What does age have to do with it, as long as she's of the age of majority.

 

[whobee]

Why even try. What does age have to do with it, as long as she's of the age of majority.

Personally I don't really care but some of them ask the question. I don't have a strategy to distract them from wanting an answer.

 

[simon482]

a dangerous game to play

 

[blackrock13]

Don't do it, you never win.

 

[anon1]

a dangerous game to play

Second only to trying to quess their weights.

 

[djk]

Personally I don't really care but some of them ask the question. I don't have a strategy to distract them from wanting an answer.

Those asking for it are fishing for a compliment. I'll give them one but they have to earn it.

 

[afterhours]

if you think she's 30 and she asks you to guess her age say she's around 40. That proves to be very entertaining and more importantly, kills her self-esteem so it's easier to fuck her later.

 

[afterhours]

Why even try. What does age have to do with it, as long as she's of the age of majority.

why are you on this board then? old women are available for free everywhere

 

[FatOne]

why are you on this board then? old women are available for free everywhere

If I wanted to have sex with someone old and wrinkled, I'd use my hand.
-Abe Vigoda from the Norm Show

 

[The Options Menu]

Personally I don't really care but some of them ask the question. I don't have a strategy to distract them from wanting an answer.

Forget about the distraction and just straight up say, "I may not be that smart, but I'm smart enough not to try!". Either that, or take 5 - 10 years of the age you think she is, assuming that wouldn't put her below the age of consent.

 

[dirkd101]

why are you on this board then? old women are available for free everywhere

If I wanted to have sex with someone old and wrinkled, I'd use my hand.
-Abe Vigoda from the Norm Show

There you go.

 

[basketcase]

Whatever you think, tell them 20% less.