Have you ever had a sales lady try to make a sale with sex?

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I went to a high end stereo shop back when stereo was big ( in the dark ages, before computers ) and the sales lady crouched down to show me the Altec Lansing speakers. as well as a upskirt view of her crotch.
I do not know if that was intentional. It was over a minute show.
As an audiophile I'm curious, what system did you wind up buying?
 

Robert Mugabe

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Yes. I was at Porsche Markham dealership and there was this really good looking Asian saleswoman. We had some good conversations and there were subtle hints of sex in exchange for purchasing a brand new 911. I didn’t take bite though
loser. You could have been driving a new Porsche.
 

Robert Mugabe

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When I was 18 I had a summer job as a door-to-door salesman for "Fuller Brush"

If you recognize that company name you may be as old as I am lol.

Anyways, only one guy in our whole district that summer "got lucky" with a lady who invited him into her home for an afternoon of sex.

He told us he would have been much better off just working at the sales job for the whole day...
But did she have a "fuller bush"?
 

Robert Mugabe

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Told this story before. But there again I have told all my stories before. I was delivering pizzas in Calgary in 1971 and got one on a Saturday evening around 7.00 pm. Nice looking lady answered the door in a pink teddy. She started chatting me up in a very friendly way. Said she had no idea why she ordered a large pizza all for herself, when her husband was out of town and she was all by herself. Lights! camera! action!. Nothing. I politely collected the money and wished her a pleasant evening and left. FUCK!
 

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Clearly, this is an appropriate thread to post this clip from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:


See, you can tell that this movie is 40 years old as Clark is in a Department Store. With the closure of The Bay, there are no real Department Stores in Canada anymore.

Clark is getting quite a bit of mileage. Of course, then Johnny Gelecki (Rusty) shows up and fucks up all the fun for Clark. Which is why you don't take your kids shopping with you!!
 

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When sales ladies use sex, it is just eye candy. Maybe other people people have had real sex offered, but I have not seen this myself. I was at a car dealer and the sales lady was dressed like she was going to a wedding or a Christmas party. ( make-up, clothes, hair, nails ) The sexy lady thing does not work on me, as I have three lady friends with benefits that can offer me more than eye candy.

The same thing happened to me many years ago. it was another sexy sales lady situation. She gave me the full retail price on the car, I told her that I would check around and get back to her. She then said " Oh, is that how you think you will get out of here, are you expecting to get the car for free"? I said sarcastically. Free? Do you thing that would be possible? That would be nice. She knew she had went too far and tried to make a joke of the situation.

I went to a high end stereo shop back when stereo was big ( in the dark ages, before computers ) and the sales lady crouched down to show me the Altec Lansing speakers. as well as a upskirt view of her crotch.

I do not know if that was intentional. It was over a minute show.
Have you seen how expensive really high end stereo systems are these days?

To afford one you gotta be Elon before his stock tumbled... 😲
 

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If someone tries to influence me with dinner, golf etc I refuse as they will gotten into my sub conscious
and are infuencing my business decision

Esp if they use their sexiness. I hate it when they do that

If that is how they have to make a sale then I presume they do not have a product
worth a damn for they would be selling their product if it was actually a great product
 
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