head @mp's
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There's a place a few buildings down from the court house on Fredrick. It's set up like a cop shop but it's really not. There's usually a hot number working behind the desk, if there's a guy working then ask him who's in the back and how much for a quick blowjob. If your into cop uniforms then hey you'll be in heaven when Officer Naughty grabs your unit. Oh and their prices are pretty cheap and the rooms are cozy and often you can spend the night.
I don't know guys... could the LE be this obvious and stupid?
Where I'm confused with Clover33 is he says he's saying himself for marriage and he's "gotta respect her"... then comes on the board to discuss SP's... MPA's and types of condoms he used in the past. Maybe he's planning his stag? I think we should probably invite him to our Terb Party and introduce him to the group... but only if he brings his girlfriend... the one that's as horny as he is.
Where I'm confused with Clover33 is he says he's saying himself for marriage and he's "gotta respect her"... then comes on the board to discuss SP's... MPA's and types of condoms he used in the past. Maybe he's planning his stag? I think we should probably invite him to our Terb Party and introduce him to the group... but only if he brings his girlfriend... the one that's as horny as he is.
clover33 said:
clover33 said:
clover33 said:
clover33 said:
My suggestion...
Go see a Sp and play "flip the coin". If you flip a few times, "heads" will come out, as well as "tails". Just take the "Heads" as your winners and it will probably cost you less than seeing a MPA.
Flipping a head is a sure thing with a SP but never a certainty with a MPA...IMHO
Go see a Sp and play "flip the coin". If you flip a few times, "heads" will come out, as well as "tails". Just take the "Heads" as your winners and it will probably cost you less than seeing a MPA.
Flipping a head is a sure thing with a SP but never a certainty with a MPA...IMHO
No problem Clover33... your writing style just opens the door for criticisms. There are other ways of getting answers to your questions without being quite so blunt. I would suggest you use the search option at the top of the page and do some research.
But I have to ask one more question... how do you "save yourself" for your girlfriend when you out "hitting home runs" with other women? What exactly are you saving?
But I have to ask one more question... how do you "save yourself" for your girlfriend when you out "hitting home runs" with other women? What exactly are you saving?
Let me think...
Ok, Buddy here is pulling a Clinton! (Oral is not "sex"). It is obvious to me that "Hitting Home runs" here have a different meaning to our guy.calloway said:
Well that's a relief. Under that definition... I've guess I've been saving myself for Red Jenna for the past five years.
Damn... marrying someone you haven't had sex with! Cool. Whoda thunk it. But isn't this a bit like buying a car without a test drive?
Come to think of it, it's worse. Few people plan on keeping a car for more than a few years...
Come to think of it, it's worse. Few people plan on keeping a car for more than a few years...
Hey, Lay off the hi-jacking!
What have car's got to do with "Head@mp's" started by Officer Clover ??
What have car's got to do with "Head@mp's" started by Officer Clover ??
Who said that Calloway hasn't had a test drive? Do you think that I would actually go through with this engagement without a test drive myself!!! Hee Hee Hee!
R.J.
R.J.
Red Jenna Approved
By the way... did I pass? How about my emission test? Did any smoke come out of the back end? When do I get my sticker? Where does my "Red Jenna Approved" sticker get licked on again? Oh well... I guess I'm not that bad for a re-conditioned... pre-owned... used... very used vehicle.
Red Jenna... I've worshipped your body... your mind and yes... those soft lickable lips of yours for many years. I compare you to the finest golf courses in the world... and yet I'm considered a used vehicle? Thankfully my transmission is a "standard" and you're obviously the best at handling stick shifts... even ones that get stuck in gear every now and then.
A test drive? That's what you call our intense and out-of-control lovemaking sessions?sensual red said:
By the way... did I pass? How about my emission test? Did any smoke come out of the back end? When do I get my sticker? Where does my "Red Jenna Approved" sticker get licked on again? Oh well... I guess I'm not that bad for a re-conditioned... pre-owned... used... very used vehicle.
Red Jenna... I've worshipped your body... your mind and yes... those soft lickable lips of yours for many years. I compare you to the finest golf courses in the world... and yet I'm considered a used vehicle? Thankfully my transmission is a "standard" and you're obviously the best at handling stick shifts... even ones that get stuck in gear every now and then.
