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As a biologist who studied fish...how do they explain the survival of saltwater/freshwater fish after the flood? Depending on how you look at it, changes in salinity brought on by 40 days/nights of rain would have caused a lot of problems for the fish of either group. And do they even mention how all the land plants survived? Again, a flood that covered everything would have changed the soil characteristics of all the land on earth...not many plants could survive that kind of change.

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Obviously the works of God! Wondrous are His ways!! Hallelujah!!!!!!

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Does this mean we start murdering everyone who works on the sabbath?
 
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Even if they find a boat thats just the start of the problems with this "inerrant" story.

 
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danmand said:
Any dinasaur bones in it?
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Nope... Noah couldn't fit any dinosaurs on the ark... (too many, too big, ark not big enough... plus there's the whole how the hell do they feed them all, and what if they ran out!
), that's how they got extinct silly! **insert raspberry smiley here**
 
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I'd like to go on record as saying that I never believed that story that the Irish Rovers tell about the Unicorn.
 
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Cycleguy007 said:
Nope... Noah could fit any dinosaurs on the ark... (too many, too big, ark not big enough... plus there's the whole how the hell do they feed them all, and what if they ran out!
), that's how they got extinct silly! **insert raspberry smiley here**
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Don't you know anything? There never was such a thing as dinosaurs. The earth was created some 6000 years ago and god placed those 'dino' bones there just to entertain people.
 
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HetroGuy said:
Huge ????? The dead sea scrolls was huge, the terracotta warrior army was huge ...this is not the first time Noah's Ark has been found and I'm sure every boat in the future including the Titanic will get the same label.

Not to step on anyone's religion but if you are looking for a boat that housed two of every animal on earth - it won't be medium size boat with a few compartments. You need living quarters for every incompatible species, for Noah's family, and a bird sanctuary. You also have bins for the food supplies (for each species) and don't forget the library to house all the written history (or how else we would have heard about Adam & Eve).

In light of this - why is every old boat found a HUGE find ?????
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Hey, they believe in a talking bush, a talking snake, and that a man lived inside a fish for a few days. If they believe that they'll believe anything!!!
 
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I'm sure this was "found" over a decade ago. I remember reading about the discovery on the same mountain many years ago. How many frikken arks are there???
 
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