Get the fark off-line so we can resume our Penthouse Forum-like ramblings about how we titty-farked your sister repeatedly while she was moaning for us to slam our huge throbbing man-meat into her tight chocolate starfish.
Thanks but no. I'm more interested in kiwi fruit. I heard that if you tie a string to two kiwi fruits and shove them up you anus then walk down the street while eating grapes at the same time that you will have an orgasizm every three blocks. Do you think that's really true?