Would love to go scuba in Belize, but never been. found this on the net:
HERE IS THE SCORE ON THE ACTION IN BELIZE
1. The only brothel I found was Club Roses, which is about 15 minutes from the airport (depending on the traffic). If you go here, I strongly recommend insect repellent. The brothel is right across the street from the river which has mosquitos all year round. Please trust me on this one.
2. The working girls ARE NOT FROM BELIZE! All working girls are from the Dominican Republic (about 70%), El Salvador (20%), and at best, 10% from Honduras. If you wish to screw a chick from Belize, IT IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME (which I will explain later).
3. All nighters are $75 to $100 (depending on what day and season it is). Winter months are more expensive (traveling season). The girls range honestly from a 5 to 8 1/2. I never regrettably saw anything higher.
4. The girls live there at the club (the little apartmernts) are in the back. A "house" lay ranges from $20 to $35. The beds there and apartments are very small. Go for the all nighter. Remember, this route, the chicks ARE NOT BELIZEAN, and don't speak English either.
5. Belizean chicks are black with a Belizean accent. The English is very difficult to understand. There are some great looking ones with long hair and bubble butts. Belizean chicks are lousy when it comes to oral sex.
6. If you want a Belizean chick, you must get one through a cabbie. This sucks because you can't see her first. THERE IS NO BROTHEL IN BELIZE WITH BELIZEAN CHICKS. Be VERY descriptive what you want (height, hair, weight, everything).
7. The cabbie brought me back a 9.5! Damn, she looked like a cross between Janet Hunter and the late Aaliyah. All night for 300 Belizean dollars ($150 US). Wow! She was insane after I fed her 4 beers. It was worth the $150 just to say I did a chick from Belize. You got to do this once. NICE HOOTERS TOO INDEED!
8. Every other night was Club Roses (Spanish is a MAJOR plus here).
9. Personally, El Salvador and Panama are MUCH BETTER!
