How do you guys keep your wives from knowing about this hobby?

[Ahri]

From my experience -

Having a burner phone in a place wifey has no access too

Withdrawing for “cash” activities like going to a casino

Different set of clothes for after the session

I had extra paranoid clients tell me beforehand to not wear body spray before our sessions lol

 

[fall]

Just turn off location services when you don’t want to be “tracked”.

Here is the issue. She calls you. You do not answer. She calls you again, you do not answer. She get worried. So, she goes to your google account and looks at your phone location (what if you got hit by a car and in the hospital or dead)? Your phone shows your location half an hour ago. Now she gets even more worried what if the phone was dropped when you got hit by a car. In about an hours you finally turn your phone back and she calls you. First time you can blame technical difficulties with the phone. Second time maybe. Third time - no. So, get a gym with a pool (so that you cannot even potentially have a phone on you while exercising), rent a locker for the entire duration in the man's locker room and keep you extra phone in that locker. Better yet, rent two lockers: one for yourself to show to her dad, and one for your spare phone.

 

[thumper18474]

I had extra paranoid clients tell me beforehand to not wear body spray before our sessions lol

Not paranoia at all...some SP fricken bath in perfume body sprays and the like...which can easily be sniffed out by a S/O with a keen sense of smell!!...which mine does!...If I walk into a session and I smell the slightest hint of overuse of scents I'll walk...
If I detect pot..cigarette smoke or other scents that My S/O would not normally detect on me..I'll walk
For the post coitus shower...unscented soap is a must
Having said that...I keep a can of body spray in my car and my locker at work...just for such an occasion

 

[massman]

Here is the issue. She calls you. You do not answer. She calls you again, you do not answer. She get worried. So, she goes to your google account and looks at your phone location (what if you got hit by a car and in the hospital or dead)? Your phone shows your location half an hour ago. Now she gets even more worried what if the phone was dropped when you got hit by a car. In about an hours you finally turn your phone back and she calls you. First time you can blame technical difficulties with the phone. Second time maybe. Third time - no. So, get a gym with a pool (so that you cannot even potentially have a phone on you while exercising), rent a locker for the entire duration in the man's locker room and keep you extra phone in that locker. Better yet, rent two lockers: one for yourself to show to her dad, and one for your spare phone.

Sad state where we’ve created a society where all of us are expected to be not only immediately reachable by text/ phone/ email at all times, but also able to be tracked by gps 24/7.

Maybe the guy in the hypothetical situation above who gets a gym membership (with 2 lockers) to conceal his activities might better use that gym membership to get in better shape and find a new relationship where is partner is not so controlling.

 

[massman]

Not paranoia at all...some SP fricken bath in perfume body sprays and the like...which can easily be sniffed out by a S/O with a keen sense of smell!!...which mine does!...If I walk into a session and I smell the slightest hint of overuse of scents I'll walk...
If I detect pot..cigarette smoke or other scents that My S/O would not normally detect on me..I'll walk
For the post coitus shower...unscented soap is a must
Having said that...I keep a can of body spray in my car and my locker at work...just for such an occasion

Agree, most women have a sense of smell that rivals a bloodhound.
And the avoiding scents is not just for guys that have an SO. Many of us take advantage of the occasional long lunch break to enjoy some recreation, then return to work. Going into a meeting smelling of a woman’s perfume is not going to leave your colleagues with the best impression.

 

[Intrinsic]

Don't get married,
or,
Divorce.

 

[kherg007]

Agree, most women have a sense of smell that rivals a bloodhound.
And the avoiding scents is not just for guys that have an SO. Many of us take advantage of the occasional long lunch break to enjoy some recreation, then return to work. Going into a meeting smelling of a woman’s perfume is not going to leave your colleagues with the best impression.

Had that happen where one of my assistants was "did you go to a gym over lunch?" "Why do you ask?" "Because you smell different like a different soap." "Well, ya caught me my colleague had access to the gym in his facility that had its own gear so they hooked me up w shorts anda tshirt and we worked out instead of eating..."lol

 

[Robert Mugabe]

My wife doesn't understand me. She's Albanian.

 

[coco97]

my cover has always been poker, can’t answer calls when at the table, can’t leave until after blinds…has worked like a charm…also can’t video call at the table

 

[GeeBee]

my cover has always been poker, can’t answer calls when at the table, can’t leave until after blinds…has worked like a charm…also can’t video call at the table

A good one. Requires cash and if you lose it can get expensive.

My fall back last resort explanation if things go sideways at home and she gets suspicious is a gambling addiction. I’ll have to stop seeing girls, be ashamed and contrite, and get treatment. It’s kind of a nuclear option, but it's a plausible explanation if the shit hits the fan.

 

[xix]

to the original OP

Don,t kid yourself....many wives, know about their husbands cavorting with prostitutes, but keep it to themselves and tolerate it for the sake of the kids, keeping a marriage together, or for financial security. or a myriad of other reasons..never underestimate the "spidey senses" of a woman

Reminds me of a 60,s song by Johnny Taylor..Who,s Making Love To Your Old Lady While You Were out Making Love

True some wives do know and they get themselves a side boy, or side chick.

 

[xix]

The best hobby is the movies. Not many people go now. The times in some cinemas no longer have after 9pm showing. Some movies are 2-3 hours long. And you can find 15-25 minutes movie reviews in youtube.

Why movies? you have to shut off the Cell.
I would drive to the cinema parking area, turn off the cell signal. And call an agency or whoever to arrange a meeting with another phone or what ever..
Poker I agree but you need buddies.

 

[xix]

If someone had to hide this and couldn’t risk escorting contacts being found on the phone, while save the numbers at all anyway? It only takes a 10sec google search to find the number of the agency or the girl you’ve seen want to contact. And would never save any conversation with escorts/ agencies on your phone. Even if the app is passport protected.

Love the gasoline trick tho, a classic TERB technique, as old as time. Lol.

I just tried looking up some agency phone numbers and didn't get a hit. So do a reverse lookup on the web, but the number will be on your cell so you have to delete the logs.

 

[Tron_Mecha86]

Don't get married,
or,
Divorce.

Yeah seeing posts like these shows me that marriage is pointless. Who wants to be stuck in a sex less marriage

 

[Andy Bernard]

Just turn off location services when you don’t want to be “tracked”.

The problem is (at least on iphones) is that the person you are sharing it with will be notified that you stopped sharing. The only incognito way is to put your phone into airplane mode, but then you lose the ability to message the agency. Make sure you have your story straight as to where you were in that neighbourhood first, then when you session is done reactive your phone.

 

[kfm]

I mostly do my hobby before work or mid work (lunch break)...takes away the smell of spa or Sp cologne before you get home...as far as finances...if you don't have $$$ kicking around that your SO won't notice, don't hobby...also, you gotta give her the sex as often as you could...hobbying improved my performance at home to be honest.

Sounds like you are double dipping, with a sp and then the wife

 

[richaceg]

Sounds like you are double dipping, with a sp and then the wife

Just because you have steak at home, you gonna stop eating burgers...

 

[kfm]

Just because you have steak at home, you gonna stop eating burgers...

That is a different observation, I recall one about having the cow at home and where to get your milk

 

[Nathan 88]

I go to the driving range a few times a month, thank goodness they have the indoor ones in the winter time.

 

[massman]

The problem is (at least on iphones) is that the person you are sharing it with will be notified that you stopped sharing. The only incognito way is to put your phone into airplane mode, but then you lose the ability to message the agency. Make sure you have your story straight as to where you were in that neighbourhood first, then when you session is done reactive your phone.

They only get notified if you “stop sharing”, not if you just turn off location services.