How do you prevent gagging during DATY?

[simontemplar]

This thread reminded me of something I read many years ago. It was more relevant back in the day, but may be appropriate here:


Ed wakes up one morning, feeling great. He gets ready for work and heads out the door. He greets his neighbour who says, "Ed, you look terrible!"

Ed replies, "Really? I feel great, though." He proceeds to get on the bus and the bus driver says, "Ed, you look terrible!"

Again, Ed says, "But I feel great!"

He gets to work and sees his boss who tells him, "Ed, you look terrible!"

"But I feel great!", Ed says once again. Now he's really concerned and decides to see the doctor. "Doc, everyone tells me I look terrible, but I feel great!"

The doctor pulls out his book of symptoms, starts flipping through it and murmurs, "Hmm, looks terrible, feels great... looks terrible, feels great..."

"Ah, here it is", the doc says, "Ed... you're a c u n t!"

Nice! This may be my new favourite joke...

 

[kramer]

There could be another cause of all this.

Maybe it really is due to a large hair ball that has accumulated over time. You seem to show some of the classic symptoms:

How to Recognize Hairball Problems:

Frequent dry coughing or hacking, particularly after meals
Lack of interest in eating

Also, given the amount of time you may have spent on DATY, especially unshaven civilians, it can easily have crept up on you:

What causes furballs?

Cats are avid groomers and seem to spend hours preening and licking themselves. Unfortunately this usually means that they end up swallowing a lot of loose fur which accumulates in their stomach to form matted lumps called furballs.


Luckily there are many excellent hairball remedies available, although you would probably have to go to your local pet store to find them. Alternatively a few tablespoons of cod liver oil together with added fibre to your diet every day for several weeks should do the trick.

Then you should be able to resume your activities without worrying.

Good luck.

 

[humbucker]

I'm not sure if it's a matter of taste with you, as it is for me. There were some girls who either smelt so bad, or tasted so funky, I just couldn't do it.... but I notice that in general I'm just not a fan of DATY... however, recently I found a miracle... flavoured lube! I found this great water-based, cheesecake lube that I use whenever I go down on a girl now... it tastes very much like strawberry cheescake and has a pleasent smell to it. I tell ya, I have no problems going down on a girl, and it's also good for the girl when she goes down on you...

enjoy!