How fast can you spank the monkey?

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I don't think it's right to hit any kind of animal, least of all one as cute as a monkey.
 

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burlboy said:
all these speeds are in mph. How do you convert rpm (rubs per min) into mph? :)
Ok... lets see...

60 miles per hour is 1 mile per min. The average penis is 8 inches. That's 16 inches per stroke up and down. So how many inches in a mile... I don't know. But you can see where this is going. If you stroke or rub yourself at 662 mile per hour... I don't think you'll have much of a penis left for very long. <LMAO>
 

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WhaWhaWha

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287 is my personal best
Some of you just have better wrists I guess :p

They keep playing rappers delight when I get it over 200
 
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Poor NiteHwk

TheNiteHwk said:
Ok... lets see...

60 miles per hour is 1 mile per min. The average penis is 8 inches. That's 16 inches per stroke up and down. So how many inches in a mile... I don't know. But you can see where this is going. If you stroke or rub yourself at 662 mile per hour... I don't think you'll have much of a penis left for very long. <LMAO>
Poor NightHwk. He probably walks around thinking how inadequate he is. Or maybe he thinks he's just average when he really is a ladies man. Silly boy, the average is 6 inches, not 8!
 
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