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blondegirl

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Hey everyone,
I have my first surgery tomorrow, where Im being given general anesthetic. Just wanted to know if its really scary, and what to expect. LOL Yes, I'm a pussy.
 

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Scary? You won't notice a thing. They might have you count backwards from 100 and you'll make it to 95. The only problem you might have afterwards is some nausea when you wake up.

Sorry... now I have you worried about barfing. :p
 
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The surgery itself isn't the hard part; you're under anesthetic and you don't feel anything.

The worst part is a day or so later when the anesthetic wears off and you begin to feel the changes.

I've had brain surgery and adult circumcision. The former wasn't too bad; back to normal in a week. The latter was horrible; I couldn't let it touch anything (including water) without pain. It took almost 2 months before it fully recovered.
 

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baltimoron said:
The surgery itself isn't the hard part; you're under anesthetic and you don't feel anything.

The worst part is a day or so later when the anesthetic wears off and you begin to feel the changes.

I've had brain surgery and adult circumcision. The former wasn't too bad; back to normal in a week. The latter was horrible; I couldn't let it touch anything (including water) without pain. It took almost 2 months before it fully recovered.
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Depends on the procedure. Any time you go under general there is a risk. The important thing is to be honest about your medical history.
 

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Most surgeries are routine now. Although you may given a general, the procedure itself is likely straightforward for a surgeon of skill. The probability then of correcting whatever it is that's wrong is fairly high. In all likelyhood, you'll have your surgery, you'll have a short period of recovery then you'll be fine for the rest of your life.

But, don't kid yourself. There will likely be some short term discomfort. That's why the invented painkillers. :)

Rest up and take care! All the best to you.
 

frankcastle

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From personal experience anesthetics that put you under are not a problem. You'll drift off pretty quickly. I found that part way through the wisdom tooth extraction I gained a minimal level of consciousness..... but went under again.

Afterwards you might be a bit disoriented so they suggest that you rest a bit and have someone escort you home.
 

antaeus

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all true unless you get one of those Mexican miracle doctors who operate with a butter knife, no anasthesia only prayer.
 

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As stated, most surgeries these days are pretty routine. That is, depending on what you're having done!

A few years ago I went in for orthoscopic surgery on my knee. It was supposed to have only taken an hour but I woke up 4 hours later. As I woke up I had a reaction to the anesthesia and was chilled (like I have never been cold before). I started shivering uncontrollably but they are used to this and had a ton of warm blankets handy (they keep em in an oven) and wrapped me from head to toe. Needless to say that was the closest I've ever been to feeling like I was back in the womb.

As stated, make sure there is someone there for you to either take you home (if it is day surgery) or to hold your hand once you get back to your room. Nothing beats a friendly face when you wake up.

Oh yeah, if you do get nauseous (it isn't guaranteed that you will) ask for orange popsicles, they help a lot.
 
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hun look at it this way...before ya know it youll be asleep and itll be all over...
And you'll be younger, prettier and sexier... when you wake up.

blondegirl, may want to carry around a air donut or pillow to sit on afterward.Good luck. Hope results negative. And pain were result of not enough sex. ha ha.
 

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All surgery has inherent risk, but if you've done your homework and have a good surgeon, you should be fine.

About 15 years ago, I had a major operation. I had a lot of faith in my doctor, but I think I was too stupid to truly realize how serious it was. They actually sent a priest to my room the night before the operation to speak with me. I am not a religious person, and I told him I had nothing to talk about. They sent a priest, for crying out loud! I guess I should have been worried, but I don't know, I just tried not to really think about it.

Like the others have said, you won't know anything about it. I think I got to 97 counting backwards. Next thing I knew, I was awakening in the recovery room, and the first thing I said to the nurse was "Phlegm". Laying on my back for 7 hours just gave me a major phlegmy backup and I had to spit. The next thing I said to her in my drug induced stupor was "You're cute". Then I think I feel asleep again for another 8 hours or so.

Since most surgery is incredibly invasive, expect to be in some pain for awhile. I had some marvelous painkillers those first few days, which made all those visits from my relatives and friends more tolerable. You really can't do much, and you have tubes coming in and out all over you, but you have to lie there and let them gawk at you. And they always come and visit on the first few days when you look and feel your worst. A few days later when I had most of the tubes out and felt better, did anyone come? No, of course not.
 

blondegirl

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Thanks guys,
I'm supposed to go in 5 hrs, its laparoscopic day surgery. Guess Im scared of not waking up or complications. Anyway...
 

WhaWhaWha

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Hey while you're under why not have em throw in a couple of bolt ons? A nice set of 38 FFFs just for conversation.

seriously, all the best to you for a speedy recovery. And when you wake up, stay away from the green jello.
 

Flower

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Have someone be with you! It will make things easier, both with the surgery and recovery. I hope that you are NOT going through this alone.
 

blondegirl

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Thanks flower,
I actually considered not going through with it this morning, I was about to chicken out. But I guess I'll have it LOL The surgery is only supposed to last 45 min, but I guess it will all depend on what they find when they do the surgery. So yea, I'm gonna go ahead with it. I'll come on here tonight if all goes well to let you guys know. And yes, I'm having a family member come with me.
 

frankcastle

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Given that its laproscopic surgery your recovery should be relatively quick. Nothing like say open heart surgery.

Don't worry everything will be fine. Sounds like a fairly routine procedure you are going in for.

Good luck, and get well.
 

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Ya ...you are a pussy. :D ....the anesthetic is a breeze....much better in the last few years. Less side effects when you wake up.

I would worry if they just accept your weight and don't weigh you and take yoyr BP prior to surgery.
 

blondegirl

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Hey guys

Well damnit, after all of that. I got admitted, changed into my gown, had an IV put in, waited for someone to get me for the surgery...they were running two hours late, and then the anesthesiologist comes and talks to me and tells me I should wait for the surgery since I was just getting over a cold, and I smoke. (I told him I will quit for the surgery and I will). They should have told me this stuff earlier as I just saw the specialist last week and told him I had a cold etc. Anyway now I'm gonna try to reschedule 2 weeks from now. Damn I need a cigarette LOL but now I quit.
 

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Reminds me of the time my dad was going under the knife in 1974. He had to quit smoking for the surgery. He and his doctor were discussing quitting over some smokes in his hospital room. So for two weeks he lived in a hospital room where he was monitored round the clock by doctors and nurses to assist him while he quit smoking. OHIP was way generous back then.
 
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