How to keep the grammatically challenged off the Internet

[Madeline Rhodes]

The final page needed to be addressed to loosers.

But what about the tighter ones? Only the loose ones?

Err... What have I done?! The Grammar Police will want to watch my posts and spank me now!

P.S. For those suffering from perpetual "typonese"...Did I mention that most browsers that are worth anything have built in spell check that highlights misspelled words with a red underline? If you have to make a choice as to which one you should use and there is no selection for CANADIAN English... Try the UK version.

 

[Narg]

But what about the tighter ones? Only the loose ones?

Err... What have I done?! The Grammar Police will want to watch my posts and spank me now!

P.S. For those suffering from perpetual "typonese"...Did I mention that most browsers that are worth anything have built in spell check that highlights misspelled words with a red underline? If you have to make a choice as to which one you should use and there is no selection for CANADIAN English... Try the UK version.

Madeline, don't sell yourself short ... it's not just the grammar police who want to spank you ...

 

[blackrock13]

definantly (oops I mean "definately")

(I like the rowling eyes more then smiley face)

Is using the wrong smiley a spelling error or a grammatical error?

 

[k57]

Why can't I use da interweb, cus i cant spel sum werds dosnt seme fare two me

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

Madeline, don't sell yourself short ... it's not just the grammar police who want to spank you ...

LOL! I am sure you may be correct there!

 

[The Fruity Hare]

The final page needed to be addressed to loosers.

Many years ago a Dutch guy I knew showed me his tattoo. He had been in jail somewhere, and wanted a wolf howling at the moon drawn on his arm, with the words "Born To Lose" below it.

He checked around for the spelling and had it confirmed. For the rest of his life, his tattoo spoke volumes - "Born to Loose"!

 

[LancsLad]

Many years ago a Dutch guy I knew showed me his tattoo. He had been in jail somewhere, and wanted a wolf howling at the moon drawn on his arm, with the words "Born To Lose" below it.

He checked around for the spelling and had it confirmed. For the rest of his life, his tattoo spoke volumes - "Born to Loose"!

he may not have been when he went into jail, but likely was by the time he got out.


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[The Fruity Hare]

he may not have been when he went into jail, but likely was by the time he got out.


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Actually, from the looks of him, I don't think he had too many problems, apart from his poor spelling!

 

[oldjones]

But what about the tighter ones? Only the loose ones?

Err... What have I done?! The Grammar Police will want to watch my posts and spank me now!

P.S. For those suffering from perpetual "typonese"...Did I mention that most browsers that are worth anything have built in spell check that highlights misspelled words with a red underline? If you have to make a choice as to which one you should use and there is no selection for CANADIAN English... Try the UK version.

Safari and Firefox can both cope with Canadian English. Google for their add-ons and/or check their Preferences (Settings I believe it's called in WindowWorld)