How to Pee With Morning Wood
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I have tried them all at one time or another depending on how much alcohol was still in my system.
I have done The Plank when it's not super stiff. I have attempted The Girly Man but my stiff equipment wouldn't fit under the toilet seat.
The best thing to do, I find, is to brush my teeth first.
The best thing to do, I find, is to brush my teeth first.
Duh!
I didn't realize the point was to pick "your method" (I'm a little slow in mid-afternoons before my afternoon coffee...)
I'm a "plankman" mostly, but the superman might also double as a ab workout as well...
I didn't realize the point was to pick "your method" (I'm a little slow in mid-afternoons before my afternoon coffee...)
I'm a "plankman" mostly, but the superman might also double as a ab workout as well...
Pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. I won't fart, honestly I won't.Cycleguy007 said:I didn't realize the point was to pick "your method" (I'm a little slow in mid-afternoons before my afternoon coffee...)
I'm a "plankman" mostly, but the superman might also double as a ab workout as well...
Was working things out with Lanc's after a recent spat.Cycleguy007 said:NO FARKIN WAY! Stinky! What the hell were you doing with it anyway!?
...usually jerk off a half hour before I know I need to pee.
No problem...except for alittle sting!
No problem...except for alittle sting!
Maybe I'm weird, but I kind of found those drawings turning me on..
Morning wood does that to me I guess lol
xoxo
Nina
Morning wood does that to me I guess lol
xoxo
Nina
You could always wear a Depends to bed. that way if you need to piss in the middle of the night you don't have to get out of bed.
