How to Separate Crisp, New Paper Bills/Money???

[xix]

I just received some new US money and they seem to attach themselves. I am trying to separate them, but after awhile they stick to each other.

Does anyone have an idea how to get them, not to stick to each other.

I google already and got the advice to fan out the stack and spray with glass cleaner.

Anyone else with any ideas?

I was thinking a chalk but...

 

[S.C. Joe]

I just crush them up, they need to be used. If you just man handle them they don't lay flat again and don't stick

 

[blackrock13]

Send them to me. The only thing that I know of that can separate you from money faster is a wife.

Ah, you type faster than me.

Just fan them like ............. a fan. If more is needed, grab both end of the bundle and push together.

 

[Brill]

Use them to make lines of coke.

If you don't have coke, flour or baby powder will do the trick as well.

 

[Don Draper]

When you handle them, snap your fingers while they're in your hand. This will separate them if they haven't already and you'll write a song while you're at it.

 

[needinit]

I just received some new US money and they seem to attach themselves. I am trying to separate them, but after awhile they stick to each other.

Does anyone have an idea how to get them, not to stick to each other.

I google already and got the advice to fan out the stack and spray with glass cleaner.

Anyone else with any ideas?

I was thinking a chalk but...

Who's your supplier and how good a counterfeit are they! If they're really good you should get rid of some through the lounge...










...only joking (please don't ban me)

 

[night ride]

Fold them each individually, and the creases will seperate the bills somewhat.

 

[xix]

Thanks guys. I will try all suggestions.

 

[xix]

Who's your supplier and how good a counterfeit are they! If they're really good you should get rid of some through the lounge...
...only joking (please don't ban me)

The bank is my supplier, and it made me wonder that too, when I received them. I even told the teller, is this real?

 

[WoodPeckr]

Farking Dubya!!!

This problem only emerged when Dubya offshored the printing of US money to his pals in RED China because the US Mint couldn't print it fast eneough!.....

 

[theycallmebruce]

what I do is crunch them up then sort them by alternating face up and face down.

 

[blackrock13]

This problem only emerged when Dubya offshored the printing of US money to his pals in RED China because the US Mint couldn't print it fast eneough!.....

Riiiiight!

Hitting the hootch a little early, are ya? Or even a scarier thought, not yet. I know this is spitting into the wind, so my so'wester's zipped up. but have you got any proof of this claim?

 

[WoodPeckr]

....I know this is spitting into the wind....

Noticed you do that an awful lot!
So I will put your mind at ease....it was a joke....

 

[blackrock13]

Noticed you do that an awful lot!
So I will put your mind at ease....it was a joke....

Sure, now that someone called you on it. Nice call.

Oh, and by the way it was a bit funny. Unlike most of your adolescent posts.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Poor r13....

Sure, now that someone called you on it. Nice call.

Oh, and by the way it was a bit funny. Unlike most of your adolescent posts.

LMAO!!!!
Didn't know you were paying such close attention to my posts.
Makes it look like you are suffering from a bit of Peckr Envy.....

 

[Rockslinger]

Put them in your washing machine on spin cycle and then toss them in the dryer.

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

Exchange them for Canadian dollars.

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

This problem only emerged when Dubya offshored the printing of US money to his pals in RED China because the US Mint couldn't print it fast eneough!.....

I will put your mind at ease....it was a joke....

Someone should tell him that making inane statements is not the same as making a joke.

Though I guess it's unfair to be too hard on WoodPeckr. After all, he was kidnapped by a gang or rapists in his early 20s and has a hard time re-integrating to mainstream society after what they did to him (not to mention that no one in his family offered to pay the ransom...even after it was dropped to $100).

 

[blackrock13]

LMAO!!!!
Didn't know you were paying such close attention to my posts.
Makes it look like you are suffering from a bit of Peckr Envy.....

Not hard to do, when most of your posts are in the same idiotic vein. The ones that show a smattering of common sense are rare and stand out like a rhinestone in the mud under your chair.