Spoiler-ridden synopsis of Frank Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"
Bruce Wayne is fifty-ish years old and gave up being Batman 10 years ago after the death of the second Robin, Jason Todd.
Bruce is still a thrill seeker. The story starts with him pin-wheeling a race car across the line in a firey finish. He has given up the fake playboy routine and enjoys some hard liquor with soon-to-retire Police Commissioner Gordon. Bruce won’t discuss Jason or Dick Grayson, the first Robin, who Bruce hasn’t spoken with in years.
Twoface is released from Arkham Asylum after a psychiatrist concludes that plastic surgery has cured his insanity. Twoface goes on a rampage just as Bruce, while watching Zorro (the movie he saw just before his parents were killed) on TV, comes to the realization that Batman must return.
Batman tracks one of Twoface’s thugs back to a hideout, which is Twoface-style half-dirty-half-clean. The thug exclaims that he’s got rights just as Batman steps onto the dirty half and throws him through a window. Batman responds that he counts the rights to make himself feel crazy, but right now, the thug has a severed artery and only Batman to get him to a hospital in time.
Batman defeats Twoface and then the leader of a gang called the Mutants and then Joker. Along the way, he picks up a new Robin, a girl this time. Alfred comes right out and asks Batman if he remembers what happened to Jason. Batman replies that Jason was a good soldier but the war must go on.
Also along the way, the reader learns that Superman is the only practicing hero. The Reaganesque White House allows him to work as a covert agent. All other heroes either retired willingly or Superman was sent to take them down. Superman is off making sure that the US side wins in some Cubanesque conflict while Batman is hitting the scene in Gotham City. The sore loser Soviets hit Superman with a nuke, and Batman leads the people of a blacked-out (in which a powerless jet crashes into a skyscraper – written in 1986) Gotham City to safety.
The powers that be decide that Batman has become too high profile, so they arrange a showdown with the big blue boyscout. Batman beats Superman with kryptonite and then fakes his own death at Superman’s hands. Superman hears Batman’s heart restarting before Robin digs Batman up, but Superman gives her a wink and a smile. Batman is free to return to the caves to train Robin and some disenfranchised mutant gang members.
Don and Ron are a couple of mutant gang members, added for comic relief, who wear “My Name is Don” and “My Name is Ron” T-shirts while entertaining us with mutant-gang-speak like, “I’m no spud! I’m a slicer dicer!” and “Leader’s Billy beserk … My man Bats don’t shiv … He nasty, balls nasty … Leader’s bogging.”
By the way, Catwoman, also pushing fifty, runs an escort service and can barely pack her fat into a Wonderwoman costume, which is likely just for some customer’s sex jollies. What is it about Frank Miller and fat women in Wonderwoman costume? He does the routine again in Sin City with a fat shemale bartender.