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HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK LIKE A PRO!
So, I called a married lady who owed me money… but she didn’t pick up. I called 10 more times—still no answer!
Knowing that her husband was out, I decided to drop a little spicy message instead:
“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling about the money. I just wanted to tell you that two girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a BIG fight!
He just stood there watching, until one of the girls escaped into his car… and they DROVE OFF together.
” Within MINUTES… she called me back! But guess what? I IGNORED HER!
She called again… and again… and again… 21 MISSED CALLS! Then a desperate message popped up: “Where was the fight? Who were the girls? Where did they go? Please tell me, I’m falling apart!
” I still didn’t answer. Let her marinate. Then came another 5 missed calls… followed by another message: “I HAVE YOUR MONEY! Please, let’s meet so you can tell me EVERYTHING!”
So, I responded: “Okay, just send it via E-TRANSFER first. Then I’ll pass by the fuel station
, pick you up, and drive you to one of the girls’ houses—I KNOW THEM.”
2 minutes later… CHA-CHING!
My full balance was PAID!
I switched off my phone and slept like a well-fed baby
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