I have a big pimple on my butt

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Just leave it alone. Nobody would notice your ass zit ... well except for the guy doing you doggy style.
 

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Sitting down is uncomfortable. I've tried cushioning it with band-aid, removing it with clearasil. It's not working. What have you guys done to solve this problem?
Had that years ago. It was an ingrown hair. Doctor cut it out and that was that.
 

simon482

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seriously wtf is wrong with you people. calling doctors and telehealth, they got real shit to take care of. it is summer, your ass is gonna sweat and if you sit a lot you are gonna get a bump on your ass everyonce in a while, it's gonna suck but in a few days it will be fine.
 

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As one of the other posters in this thread said, it sounds like it could be a boil or carbuncle.

You need to see you Family MD or Family Health Care NP to see what it is, and if they can lance and drain it.

If one of the above and left untreated, you can get an abscess or cellulitis as a complication; neither is good on your buttock, especially if you have any co-morbid disease like Diabetes.

Good luck; you have my sympathy.

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i back up everything i have ever said online, funny shit about it though is that people love to call people out online then when they get called out on it they don't show up. had a few guys from CL r&r call me out, i showed they didn't. i been called out several times, hell i have even handed out my address to people so they could come at their leisure and still nothing, gave a guy my work address and told him when i would show up, guess what ? not a fucking thing. i am an asshole on the internets and an asshole in real life. i say what i want how i want and don't much care if people like you like it or not especially when you run to the doctor over a zit on your ass. so it's up to you, in fact it is up to everyone, i can either meet you with a case of beer in my hand and we laugh or i can show up with a bat. either way i am going home laughin.
I just want to make sure I understand ... I insult you on line and then you give me free beer? Sounds good. I like Steamwhistle. Is there a particular type of insult that maximizes my chances of you bringing Steamwhistle pilsner?
 

simon482

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I just want to make sure I understand ... I insult you on line and then you give me free beer? Sounds good. I like Steamwhistle. Is there a particular type of insult that maximizes my chances of you bringing Steamwhistle pilsner?
the funnier you are the longer i stay and drink with you. yes the curse of me bringing beer is i stay and drink it with you.
 

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seriously wtf is wrong with you people. calling doctors and telehealth, they got real shit to take care of. it is summer, your ass is gonna sweat and if you sit a lot you are gonna get a bump on your ass everyonce in a while, it's gonna suck but in a few days it will be fine.
Oh my god, shut up, you don't know what you're talking about. People say zit, and it means different things to different people. For all we know this guy could have an abscess developing on his ass. If it's actually causing him pain to sit, then this is not an unlikely scenario. If that's the case he SHOULD see a doctor so the lesion can be drained in a sterilized fashion and antibiotics can be prescribed if need be.
 

simon482

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Oh my god, shut up, you don't know what you're talking about. People say zit, and it means different things to different people. For all we know this guy could have an abscess developing on his ass. If it's actually causing him pain to sit, then this is not an unlikely scenario. If that's the case he SHOULD see a doctor so the lesion can be drained in a sterilized fashion and antibiotics can be prescribed if need be.
this is what i read "blah blah blah, i'm a pussy"
 

simon482

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I guess you should learn to read then.
oh i know how to read. typical folk, afraid of their own shadow clogging up the system for people that are actually hurt. everyone is so quick to jump, shit remember when you were a kid and could fall and get a gash 8 inches across your chest and your mom would just pour a gallon of iodine on you and tell you to shut up. now you get a bump on your ass and you gotta run to the hospital. jesus man, when are your balls gonna drop.
 

mpdvg

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oh i know how to read. typical folk, afraid of their own shadow clogging up the system for people that are actually hurt. everyone is so quick to jump, shit remember when you were a kid and could fall and get a gash 8 inches across your chest and your mom would just pour a gallon of iodine on you and tell you to shut up. now you get a bump on your ass and you gotta run to the hospital. jesus man, when are your balls gonna drop.
Yes, you are brilliant. You should be the minister of health...
 

simon482

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Yes, you are brilliant. You should be the minister of health...
i should be. i got a cut on my leg while i was at work. i duct taped a maxi pad to my leg and work for 12 hours, then after work i went to the hospital and got 16 stitches and 9 staples. the stitches i cut out 3 days later with a butcher knife and i pulled the staples out the next day with a set of pliers. you wish you were half the man i am.
 

mpdvg

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i should be. i got a cut on my leg while i was at work. i duct taped a maxi pad to my leg and work for 12 hours, then after work i went to the hospital and got 16 stitches and 9 staples. the stitches i cut out 3 days later with a butcher knife and i pulled the staples out the next day with a set of pliers. you wish you were half the man i am.
Stick to driving truck and not giving out medical advice you dumb fuck.
 

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i should be. i got a cut on my leg while i was at work. i duct taped a maxi pad to my leg and work for 12 hours, then after work i went to the hospital and got 16 stitches and 9 staples. the stitches i cut out 3 days later with a butcher knife and i pulled the staples out the next day with a set of pliers. you wish you were half the man i am.
Yeah and if you had cancer you wouldn't figure it out till the day before you died because your such a "man", so what?
 

simon482

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Stick to driving truck and not giving out medical advice you dumb fuck.
well that is not a very nice thing to say. why are you being so hate filled? jeeze what did i ever do to you.
 
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