I just jerked off and it felt good

Dash

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Mao Tse Tongue said:
I just saved $200 doing it, and will be donating the money to the local humane society.

I feel really good about myself now.

Jerking off instead of going to SP's can be excellent for self-esteem. Tony Robbins said so.
Here's an idea, next time you jerk off and save $200 doing it,donate the money to the Dashtoronto fund...
 

Eli

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I think the spermbank pays $75 a shot. So not only can masterbation save you money on escort fees you can actually MAKE money doing it.

Mind you they do have a screening process...
 

1HandInMyPocket

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Mao Tse Tongue said:
I just saved $200 doing it, and will be donating the money to the local humane society.

I feel really good about myself now.

Jerking off instead of going to SP's can be excellent for self-esteem. Tony Robbins said so.
but back to the original post. yes it may save you money and de-hornize you (which is all good), it is also the human contact that makes the experience. The key is a balance. Like those people from Participaciton would say.
 

orangeshirt

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left handed

I think that the proliferation of the internet has caused the right-handed males of our generation to learn to masturbate left-handed because of how the mouse is situated.
 

Viewer

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I can jerk off with either hand. Does that make me bisexual? :confused:

-V
 

Edifice

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can jerk off with either hand. Does that make me bisexual?

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Isn't that why they're called the Palm Sisters? :p
 
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