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clearwaterjim

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He says: Geez ya got a big hole, Geez ya got a big hole.
She says: Ya didn't have to say it twice!
He says: I didn't.
 

jimmyt

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whats' that joke that ends "help me find my keys and I can drive us out of here"
 

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clearwaterjim said:
He says: Geez ya got a big hole, Geez ya got a big hole.
She says: Ya didn't have to say it twice!
He says: I didn't.
I dont get it


Oh shit, you mean the echo......LMAO :D

LOL...good one!!
 

i_am_good

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oops, lost my car keys again...

...her "urethra" looked big enough to take a "normal" cock!

I should find the link to that one porno I saw where a bald guy sticks his entire head into some womans' pussy - he had to hold his breath. She also made sure he was smooth shaven - unreal!!!!
 

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i_am_good said:
...her "urethra" looked big enough to take a "normal" cock!

I should find the link to that one porno I saw where a bald guy sticks his entire head into some womans' pussy - he had to hold his breath. She also made sure he was smooth shaven - unreal!!!!
I remember that and can't find it. It was unbelievable, the whole damn shaved head was sucked into her pussy, and it was a big head too, the one on his shoulders. LMAO It was a foreign video, she kept talking in some language that I don't remember, maybe German or some other European language. It's unbelievable how a woman can stretch like that outside of a childbirth.
 

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I was in NYC several years ago and the stage dancers were allowed to do insertions with dildos. One woman put an entire dildo (maybe 8") completely inside so that it disappeared from view. Then without any assistance she squeezed the dildo out front end first. Unless it was a trick dildo, she turned the thing around 360 while still inside her. One of the guys asked her how she did and she replied: "Ask your girlfriend".
 

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dad always told me... don't worry son, it'll stretch a mile before it tears an inch...
 
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