I walk alone

[Pink Panther]

I always feel there's a spotlight on me walking into a bar or restaruant on my own - and I would never walk into a club alone.

But I find there are often times when I want to go to a bar or restaurant, or even a bistro or tavern or pub, and not feel the unforgiving glare of a judgemental society burning a hole in my essence, through which it will peer into my sinful thoughts and impure motives.

Can ya dig it? I want to go to a place with no buttmunch bouncers, no attitide, where I can sip on a virgin pina colada in peace and comfort, while the most attractive women in the Toronto area (that's a max 5 on a 10 scale, but I can deal) make clear their lecherous interest in me with come hither looks and finger/straw sucking.

I like the cougars - this panther has a taste for the cured meats if you will, but I am not exclusively looking for day old tuna. Fresh is fine too.

 

[johnnyone1]

So what is your point?

Did you have a question

 

[MuffinMuncher]

With a handle like the PINK Panther, and a drink preference of virgin pina coladas, you might be better off taking in one of the tranny shows over on Church Street - they wont mind if you have impure thoughts, in fact I think its sort of a requirement.

 

[ig-88]

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
...


-- George Thorogood

 

[S.C. Joe]

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
...


-- George Thorogood

George T. must have the most baned songs I would think now. G.T. had some pretty crazy tunes...how about "gear jammer" how did it go?...you get in my way, I'm going to ram you...A real great truckers tune!

http://www.metrolyrics.com/gear-jammer-lyrics-george-thorogood.html

 

[Mikehorn]

So what is your point?

Did you have a question

Maybe he's just really, really high

 

[jwmorrice]

Cool. Existential. That man is high on life.

jwm

 

[a 1 player]

Maybe he's just really, really high

On virgin Pina Coladas?

 

[Pink Panther]

Please, don't eat at my flesh my fellow online pussy lickers. We all come here seeking pink candy do we not? My question is (drum roll please) - what establishments in the area are - in line with my original post - going to be helpful? I'm looking for hanky panky here.

MuffMunch - I am not ready for the trannies yet, but what gay bars do you normally have the best time at? Not looking for hanky panky here unless it involves a vagina-haver. And I don't mean mangina. Just good music and atmosphere.

Come on guys, what Toronto area bars or resaturants are primed for poon treasure hunting?

 

[Pink Panther]

Ok guys. I'm trawling for civilians again. Where is this species found in large numbers?

 

[RTRD]

I thought...

Ok guys. I'm trawling for civilians again. Where is this species found in large numbers?

...they were all ugly?

You must be pretty desperate...

 

[Pink Panther]

I'm here aren't I?

 

[RTRD]

True...

I'm here aren't I?

...and you have to respect a man who knows his limitations...