I always feel there's a spotlight on me walking into a bar or restaruant on my own - and I would never walk into a club alone.
But I find there are often times when I want to go to a bar or restaurant, or even a bistro or tavern or pub, and not feel the unforgiving glare of a judgemental society burning a hole in my essence, through which it will peer into my sinful thoughts and impure motives.
Can ya dig it? I want to go to a place with no buttmunch bouncers, no attitide, where I can sip on a virgin pina colada in peace and comfort, while the most attractive women in the Toronto area (that's a max 5 on a 10 scale, but I can deal) make clear their lecherous interest in me with come hither looks and finger/straw sucking.
I like the cougars - this panther has a taste for the cured meats if you will, but I am not exclusively looking for day old tuna. Fresh is fine too.
But I find there are often times when I want to go to a bar or restaurant, or even a bistro or tavern or pub, and not feel the unforgiving glare of a judgemental society burning a hole in my essence, through which it will peer into my sinful thoughts and impure motives.
Can ya dig it? I want to go to a place with no buttmunch bouncers, no attitide, where I can sip on a virgin pina colada in peace and comfort, while the most attractive women in the Toronto area (that's a max 5 on a 10 scale, but I can deal) make clear their lecherous interest in me with come hither looks and finger/straw sucking.
I like the cougars - this panther has a taste for the cured meats if you will, but I am not exclusively looking for day old tuna. Fresh is fine too.