Idle ramblings

[Top Jimmy]

172. Fang is so hip, he has trouble seeing over his pelvis. Really. He is so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of meat in him for a month.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

173. The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand million, nine hundred and ninety- nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety- nine times out of a billion it is much simpler and more effective just to take the thing away and do without it.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

174. The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.

 

[Top Jimmy]

175. I think Sheik is a closet transsexual. His only ambitions in life seem to be to eat, drink, and be Mary.

 

[Deviant]

177. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin

 

[Top Jimmy]

*hands Goober another bucket of pelicans

 

[Cardinal Fang]

178. Since this Galaxy began, vast civilizations have risen and fallen, risen and fallen, risen and fallen so often that it's quite tempting to think that life in the Galaxy must be (a) something akin to seasick - space-sick, time sick, history sick or some such thing, and (b) stupid.

 

[Top Jimmy]

180. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think they should tell female alcoholics not to fuck.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

182. He lay, panting heavily in the wet air, and tried feeling bits of himself to see where he might be hurt. Wherever he touched himself, he encountered a pain. After a short while he worked out that this was because it was his hand that was hurting.

 

[Top Jimmy]

183. To help my fellow man, I established a HotLine for people in total denial. So far, no one has called.

 

[Gord's Bro]

184. If a dishonest man tells you he is honest, can you believe him?

 

[Top Jimmy]

185. Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

 

[TravellingGuy]

184. If a dishonest man tells you he is honest, can you believe him?

what about if an honest man tells you he is dishonest?

 

[Top Jimmy]

186. The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness.

 

[Deviant]

187. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

 

[Gord's Bro]

what about if an honest man tells you he is dishonest?

189. . . . he's a politician!!!

 

[Berlin]

185. Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

190. Tits even look better...bare.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

192. $POLITICIAN is a fucking lying political weasel

 

[Berlin]

192.a. word.

 

[Top Jimmy]

194. Two guys whose names you see a lot on Air Conditioners: Norm and Max. A name you hardly ever see? George.