If you're 50+ please READ THIS

[capncrunch]

Milady bought me a container of Prada for men about a year ago. I think she paid $80 *gasp* for it.

I don't use it often but when I do she loves the stuff.

Is that a bottle of Brut in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

 

[benito]

I like to fill my pockets with mothballs, that way when you smell me you know I am an old man. When I get older I will try to find a cologne that smells like stale urine.

 

[HOF]

I like to fill my pockets with mothballs, that way when you smell me you know I am an old man. When I get older I will try to find a cologne that smells like stale urine.

Priceless

 

[WoodPeckr]

I like to fill my pockets with mothballs, that way when you smell me you know I am an old man. When I get older I will try to find a cologne that smells like stale urine.

Now that is funny!....

 

[Insidious Von]

Pure crap.

Men, if you do not want to smell like a rancid old fart then wash your ass crack and the area between your thighs and scrotum thoroughly. Also I have a fitness guru who recently turned 75 and once competed in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics; he says that it is even more important for a man to keep his waistline than it is for a woman. If you fasten your pants around your chest then forget about using your salsice for anything other than pissing.

And I've been using Old Spice decades before Mr Mustafa jumped on the bandwagon and I'm not about to change.

 

[spankingman]

The only "holes" in my body are the ones I was born with!!!!

 

[Insidious Von]

I hope Patrick Munroe (Tom Hardy's personal trainer) releases a fitness dvd, he has the right formula for longevity.

 

[The Saint]

I'm 59 and I brush my teeth in my mouth several times a day! not in a glass on the nightstand. I shower and wash my hair 1-2 times daily,I shave my face daily and my balls monthly.I wear cologne occasionally and a scent of the day brand bought by my 30 year old daughter.I dress 40ish I look 10 younger,I act 18 at times I'm funny and fun to be with.I out work guys 1/2 my age and still drive the golf ball 275-300 yards, 6 handicap and play off the blues.Nobody call me an old fart except my kids.

If you think I'm old, Go fuck Yourself! I'll be old when I dam well say I am,and not before.

 

[mpdvg]

I'm 59 and I brush my teeth in my mouth several times a day! not in a glass on the nightstand. I shower and wash my hair 1-2 times daily,I shave my face daily and my balls monthly.I wear cologne occasionally and a scent of the day brand bought by my 30 year old daughter.I dress 40ish I look 10 younger,I act 18 at times I'm funny and fun to be with.I out work guys 1/2 my age and still drive the golf ball 275-300 yards, 6 handicap and play off the blues.Nobody call me an old fart except my kids.

If you think I'm old, Go fuck Yourself! I'll be old when I dam well say I am,and not before.

haha, ok, we get it. now mellow out old dude! j/k

I've been using old spice fresh scent deodorant and irish spring bar soap since my teens. I occasionally throw on some lacoste cologne. I use the minimal deodorant necessary to ensure I don't stink and I use the cologne very sparingly when I do in fact use it. Only once a week do I soap more than my armpits, groin/ass, and feet - areas with the most sweat glands. We oversoapify way too much - this I've been told my more than one dermatologist.
Oh, I'm 27.

 

[Mr. Piggy]

I still use mothballs to givethat old smell. If it was good enough for my grandparents, then it good enough for me.

 

[capncrunch]

... he says that it is even more important for a man to keep his waistline than it is for a woman.

When I first read this I thought it said, "it is even more important for a man to keep his waistline than keep his woman."

Either way, very wise.

Saint Jerome apparently said, "A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts." I like that.

 

[nowhereman73]

Do the youngsters have any recommendations for colognes and soaps us geezers should try?

As a starter fragrance, one can try Acqua di Gio or Coolwater. Very close to mainstream and not offensive to the bulk of people. You are not going to distinguish yourself from the pack but at least you add a little scent.

 

[pjoe43]

How could you miss Avon

Always had great luck with Avon Men's Fragrances.

Avon Musk Marine for Men is my first choice now which replaced Avon WILD COUNTRY.

 

[lmlm]

if i post here will it bump to the top?

 

[Mod100]

Yes.

 

[JohnHenry]

I've recently changed over to a new timed release fragrance ....Dribble Dick

 

[punter]

I don't use cologne. I smell clean and don't think there's a need to add any fragrance to my body.

 

[xmontrealer]

Cologne? I don't need no steenking cologne!

 

[great bear]

Try hibernating in a dank, cold, den for five months and then complaining about arm pit odour.

 

[eldoguy]

Gillette after shave, the girls like it.:biggrin1: